• This got emailed to me this morning and I cracked up over it so I figured I would share.

    Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!



    "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no!"

    "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    "Well, I probably wouldn't!"

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

    The clerk replies, "Because you're in Best Buy."