Custers Last Stand
  • In Montana, on the sight where Custer and his men had their a*ses handed to them by the Sioux, a huge mural is to be painted.

    The artist insists on complete secrecy.

    When the mural is unveiled it shows an orgy of naked Indians screwing all over the prairie, and in the center a cow with a halo.

    The artist says the mural is a rendering
    of Custer's final thoughts -

    "Holy cow! Look at all them fuc*ing Indians!"