the old man & Viagra
  • An old man went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

    The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want?

    The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

    The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."

    The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old...I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes." :)