Witty Things To Say

  • Here are a few things that you might want to say during that next colonoscopy!!


    "Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man has gone

    "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is
    not, in fact, up there?"

    "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

    "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do
    the Hokey Pokey..."

    "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

    "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

    "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

    "Deflector shields: Down!"
  • he he :lol:

    Or you can do as I usually do, record a tape of repeted Salt and Peppars "Push it" and ask if you can listen to music during the procedure.
    "Ssssh aaah, push it, push it real good :lol:
  • 1: Gee, i'd have prefered flowers and chocolates...
    2: So, do i meet your parents first or do you meet mine first?
    3: so, other than your hobby, what do you do for a living? :blink:
    4: there are still seven barrels up there arent there? they havent been kicked out me yet...
    5: AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..... been trying to get that itch for ages. <_< <br />

  • Plain and simple, just fart. :D
  • In addition, I think Chevy Chase's Fletch had some funny lines in that situation.

    "Usin' the whole hand, Doc?"

    "MOOOoooon River"