• A rope walks into a bar, the bartender says I'm sorry but we don't serve ropes here.

    The rope being disheartened leaves the establishment.

    Roughly an hour later, the same rope walks into the same bar. The bartender with a little angst in his voice says " I told you before we don't serve ropes here!"

    The rope leaves once again in a rather pissed off mood and proceeds to rub himself around in the dirt and tie himself in a loop.

    He then returns to the bar. The bartender says "Hey aren't you the same rope I've thrown out of here twice already?"

    The rope smiles and says "nope I'm a freyed knot!"

    Sorry guys :)
  • Same bartender, next day

    A horse and a camel walk into the bar
    The bartender says, "Hey fellas, why the long faces?"

    Same bartender, next day,

    A ham sandwich walks up to the bar and orders a beer
    The bartender says, "We don't serve food here"

    HyeeeeeHawwwww!!! :lol: :D :lol:
  • Oh good Lord, WB found my crack pipe again!! :blink: I tole you to stop playing with that!!

    Jdm, that joke is absolutely adorable!!!!! :lol:

    Reminds me of the two peanuts walking through New York's Central Park.
    One was assaulted!! (hehehe a salted....... get it!?!? hehehehee)........ oh never mind, I'm leaving now!
  • i can provide worse than that

    2 pieces of tar were downing a few cold ones one hot afternoon after dealing with all the morning traffic heading over them

    then this 3 piece of tar walks into the bar and one of the other pieces p!sses himself in fear. his buddy asks what the hell is wrong with him and gets the reply

    that new guy....he's a cycle path!!