Cardiologist Funeral
  • A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
    heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
    inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
    When confronted later, he said: "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of
    my own funeral ... I'm a gynecologist."
    At that point, the proctologist fainted.
  • HAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!! Eeeeewwwwwww, the visuals!!!!!! :blink: Guess it wouldn't be so bad for some of you males out there though!! ;)

    Except for that proctology part!