• Two strangers were seated next to each other on the
    plane when the first guy turned to the second and
    said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go
    quicker if you strike up a conversation with
    your fellow passenger."

    The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed
    it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first
    guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about
    nuclear power?"

    "OK," said the second guy. "That could be an
    interesting topic. But let me ask you a question

    "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same
    stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
    turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
    dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    "Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."

    "Well, then," said the second guy, "How is it that you
    feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
    know s*&t?"
  • Very good, I'll be using that one at work. :D

  • Heh heh heh..... that is definitely a good one!!! :lol:

    A young man and woman are out dancing, slow dancing, snuggled real close and rubbing up against each other a lot. (ya know)
    He's got his face burried in her neck and says to her, "You smell really good, what's that you have on?" She says, "It's a scent from Est
  • Yea!
    That one's mine now :lol:
    Great joke FJ, it will rule in the circle of nerds that surounds me :lol:
    And Sus, good one too, my dad's gonna love it, he's a dirty old man too :D
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  • Originally posted by flamingchopper@Feb 26 2003, 09:41 PM

    All you have to do is press close all tags and then it will do that stuff! And good ones FJ, they made me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: laugh out loud.(LOL) B)
  • LMAO!!!!! Now I have to wipe the puter screen! Had a mouthful of coffee.......gee's don't ya hate that when it happens!
    Now, if I just wipe off that smudge?........Yay! There it is, the close Tag's button.