• At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

    While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says,
    "In America, we call this a hug".

    She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

    A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says,
    "In America, we call this a kiss".

    She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

    Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
    "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

    She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."