Top 10 things that sound dirty...but aren't.

    10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    9. He is one hard judge.
    8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
    7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
    6 Is it a penal offence?
    5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
    4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
    3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
    2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
    1. Think you can get me off?



    10. I need to whip it out by 5.
    9. Mind if I use your laptop?
    8. Just stick it in my box.
    7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
    6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
    5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
    4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.
    3. It's an entry-level position.
    2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
    1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!


    IN GOLF:

    10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
    9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    7. Look at the size of his putter.
    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    5. Mind if I join your threesome?
    4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!
    2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
    1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!
  • Classic! Love the golf stuff!

    You could add...

    He's a real solid swinger.

    You caught a little lip on the rim.

    I always wipe my shaft for moisture and make sure I clean the dirt out of the head.