Signs that your Grandparents are still sexually active...
  • * Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

    * Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.

    * Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."

    * Granny found handcuffed to her walker.

    * Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.

    * Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.

    * Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

    * Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."