Roses Are Red, And These Poems Can Be Funny Too!
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, What happened to you?

    Roses are red, Most leather is black, When god created you, he was smoking crack!

    I've got plenty more, but I dont want to go to far, because I love this site and I cant risk getting suspended.
  • Roses Are Red, Violets are a flower, When I look at you I cower

    Roses are Red, My Hat is gray, have i ever told you your boyfriend is Gay
  • I thought of some more...

    Roses are red, Lemons are yellow, When I smack on your tummy, It jiggles like jello.

    Rose are red, Oranges are orange, god how I wish you never were born.

    Roses are red, heaven hates hell, and soon they'll hate you, If you persue to smell. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  • Roses are red, Violets are purple
    Sugar is sweet, so is maple syrple.
  • The best one I've seen was in a joke book for kids.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Most rhymes rhyme
    But this one dosen't
  • Roses Are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Sugar is Sweet,
    And I have green feet.

    Got that one from Under the Umbrella Tree...and I found it funny.

  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Rex thought the baby farted
    But it turned out to be Pooh!

  • Roses are RED Violets are blue and they just are
  • Rose are red
    Violets are blue
    Don't mess with your parents
    Or get grounded too.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schitzophrenic and so am I !