Guess The Puchline
  • The idea for this thread is that you insert the start of a joke (usually a short one) and other members have to guess the ending.

    Sometimes the wrong endings can be funnier than the correct ones !

    OK here we go...

    A length of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells to the bartender, "Hey! Gimme a drink!" The bartender picks up the string and throws it into the street.

    The string thinks, "I'll show 'im. I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last minute I'll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a whole different shape, and frizzes up its hair. It goes back in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says,

    "You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago."

    what did he say? :think:
  • I believe you can find the punchline to this joke Here
    Great idea for a thread though!
    Does that mean jdm1108 gets the floor? :think:
  • the string reaplied frayed not :clap: :clap:

  • I think this thead has quite a bit of good potential, so I'm gonna go ahead and post another one to keep it going.

    What I'd suggest to all of you is, when it's your turn to post another joke in here, please try to make sure that the joke isn't one that's already in here somewhere else.
    That doesn't mean saying "sorry if this is here somewhere else" that means that you need to do a bit of looking around to be sure.

    Anyway, let me try this one.......

    What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    (I hope this works!!)
  • Nothing, their both 100% plastic.
  • Why were the Spaniards so far ahead of everyone else in world exploration ?

  • Let me back up here a second..... the one to mine, that I had in mind was

    One is made up entirely of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with,

    the other one is to carry groceries!


    As for your James, I have no idea!! :doh:
  • That's a dinger Susan re the Michael Jackson one. For the other, it's because they got 10,000 miles to a galleon.
    Probably the biggest groaner I've posted yet. Sorry. Kind of.
  • They got 25,000 miles to a galleon ! GROAN
  • Since no one has taken the floor, I'll have it!
    Here's one

    An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"
    The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"

    "Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?"

    "No," replied the man.

    "Do you drink in excess?"

    "No." replied the man.

    "Do you have a sex life?"

    "Yes, I do!"

    "Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."

    Looking perplexed, (what did the old man say)

    take your guess now........

  • He says to the doctor, "Which half, left or right?" :lol:
  • close but not close enough
  • This is kinda gross but anyway. "i guess we'll have to get rid of the dog" :woot:
  • [quote]Originally posted by GamerGuy@Aug 2 2003, 05:22 PM
    [b] "i guess we'll have to get rid of the dog"
  • What have guys got against dogs!

    No its not that! Right I am going to give the answer to Susan B, cos I am not on the net all the time OK!

    Its got nothing to do with animals

    A clue

    its something to with the senses...
  • I have no idea what he might of said. But did he think the doc said "ex Wife"?
  • ha ha ha ha h ah

    no thats wrong! But still that would of been funny if it was, but isn't!