• [b][i]On the first day, God created the dog and said:
    "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
    The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
    So God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
    "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
    The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
    And God agreed.

    On the third day, God created the cow and said:
  • Good one, DC. How true it is.

    Here is another...

    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'." The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. He replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
  • lol very good
  • LOL both are good jokes!

    Clever folks..clever. :clap: