Things You Might Not Think About
  • Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about


    Can you cry under water?


    How important does a person have to be before
    they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. .
    but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny
    going to?


    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
    the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


    What disease did cured ham actually have?


    How is it that we put man on the moon before we
    figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


    Why is it that people say they "slept like a
    baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
    called a hearing?


    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and
    then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway.


    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural


    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
    the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would
    eat?


    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
    carpool lane?


    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
    radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
    on all fours? They're both dogs!


    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
    that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
    is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


    If electricity comes from electrons, does
    morality come from morons?


    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
    Star have the same tune?


    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
    outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
    butt?


    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
    dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you the take him for a car
    ride; he sticks his head out window?



    thats all i have to say
  • QUOTE(Ms Marshmallows @ Jun 8 2006, 07:30 PM) [snapback]65455[/snapback]

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
    carpool lane?[/b]


    I heard a story about this in my Drivers Ed class several years ago and the answer is:

    No. They can't.
  • He he, Ms Marshmellows.
    I love theese things. You are somewhat new to the site so I'll give you the reason why.

    Every once in a while posts like this enters the forums, and allthough everyone knows that the questions are to be humorous-retorical ones the collective of smart-a :censored: es can't keep them selfs from answerering most of them.
    So, here we go:

    Yes, you can cry under water. It won't show if you are not in a submarine or wearing scuba gear though.

    Pizzas are delivered in square boxes due to the fact that it is really hard to fold a circular box.

    Bra's are singular since it is an abriviation of brassiers, which is french for life-vest or jackett (or something like that). Life being an old word for waist I think.

    Pluto and Goofy are not dogs, per se. They are cartoon chararacters that both have the visual appearance of dogs. Whilst Pluto is actually a portrait of a dog, Goofy is in fact a portrait of a man.

    While E Coyote doesn't buy dinner since ACME does not sell food, only malfunctioning applience. Apparently there is no food delivering service near by where he lives. Also, I believe that he is driven by more than hunger in his persuit of the Roadrunner, e.g. revenge.

    Toasters have a tune-able (electrical) effect that allows you to use them for more than one application. You as an example use the toaster on frozen bread, for pop-tarts, for waffles. You can also use the toaster to keep bread warm by placing the bread not in, but on top of the toaster. Also, different people have different taste. Too meet a wide span of customer needs toasters have to have a wide span of effect.
    The really interesting question is: "Why does tosters have a setting that doesn't heat bread at all?"

    :D
  • Manne, :bash: Pary Pooper!! LOL!!!!!!!!

    Ya know, I've often wondered what my truck horn would sound like if I were traveling at the speed of sound. However, being the "Granny driver" that I am, I'll never find out!! :laugh:

    Oh...
    What disease did cured ham actually have? [/b]

    Swine flu?? :g:
  • Well ive heard of bird flu.....
  • QUOTE(Ms Marshmallows @ Jun 9 2006, 09:30 AM) [snapback]65455[/snapback]


    Why is it that people say they "slept like a
    baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    [/b]



    I slept like a baby last night........ woke up every 2 hours wanting a bre@st in my mouth... :59:
  • Oh Good Heavens Shagger, you sound just like Ms. Marshmallow's signature!!! :laugh: I'm sure that's just a *bit* more information about you than we really wanted to know! :bag:

    Swine flu, that big killer that hit in 1918, then tried to make a return in the U.S. in 1976. A nasty virus that somehow made the cross-over from swine to humans in the early 1900's. In 1976, it seems the vaccine for this strain was worse than the flu itself! :blink:
  • My apologies....... sometimes certain just insist on comment, that was one of them :devilish:
  • Anybody up for some tasty jumbo shrimp?
  • Was planning to go to the National Air and Space Museum,... then I got to thinking...
    wouldn't it be empty!? :blink:
    :laugh: