Real Warning Labels
  • These are warning labels for sale in a Pharmacy Supplies Catalogue

    - Knives are sharp
    - Instructional video on how to hook up your VCR is enclosed
    - For serious injuries seek medical attention
    - Caution: You must remove clothes beofre washing
    - Warning this is not an alcoholic beverage. DO NOT DRINK!
    - These mints are in no way a form of weight control
    - Do not drive with sunsheild in place
    - Not responsible for broken Teeth
    - Do Not eat toner
    - This gun is a real gun
    - Remove child before folding
    - Warning: For indoor and outdoor use only
    - Equipment that also processes other tree nuts was used. May contain other types of nuts
    - Do not use while sleeping or unconscious
    - Do not use orally after using rectally
    - Choking Hazard: This toy is a small ball
    - Remove Plastic wrapping before eating
    - Warning: Grease in chips may cause anal leakage
    - Do not operate if you are mentally ill
    - CAution: Alcohol may cause pregnancy
    - Don't even think of stealing this lunch
  • Jane, not replying to your thread, just reading your new loverman signature. Jeez Jany, I never took you to be and old romantic at heart :devilish:
  • Im also on the topic of the loverman sig now... looks like someone is a little in over their head. A little head over heels in love eh? So I heard that your signature is actually what youve planned for your vows Jane? :devilish:
  • Lol - no, well yes im in love but the loverman thing is coz i love the song - And i had garage Inc on in the car - James Hetfield singing thos lyrics makes all the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end - I wouldnt kick him out of bed for putting crumbs in it ill tell you!!