• A pig walks into a bar one night and sits down. Instead of ordering the usual he asks the bartender, "Do you have any strawberries?"

    The bartender replies with, "No."

    Seeing as how the bartender didn't have what he desired, the pig leaves.

    The next day the pig walks into the bar again and asks the bartender, "Do you have any strawberries?"

    The bartender again replies with, "No." and the pig leaves.

    For several days this happens and the bartender begins to get fed up with the pig asking him the same question. So about six nights later, the bartender sees the pig walk in and before the pig says anything, the bartender speaks,

    "Look pig, you've been coming into my bar for about a week now asking if I have any strawberries and I've told you I don't. So if you come in here one more time, I'm gonna nail your piggy feet to the floor ya got that?"

    The pig, aghast, walks out of the bar without a word.

    The next day, the pig walks into the bar and sits down.

    The bartender smiles and asks, "What'll it be buddy?"

    The pig asks, "Do you have any nails?"

    The bartender says "No."

    Upon that reply the pig smiles and asks, "Good, do you have any strawberries?"
  • Hilarious Joke!!!!
  • Lol! Good one... I think the bartender should get some strawberries XD
  • I know, you think he would have caught the point when the pig kept coming back;)