• a nigerian guy said *I wak ito a 5 star hotel wit da managa behind me. Wen I reech my b'room I saw dat dere was no sheet on da bed.... I was dumbfounded. I tell da managa "I want 2 sheet on da bed." Da managa sez. "No No No No! You don't sh*t on the bed, you sh*t in the toilet. 2 'ours later I go to da resturant. I order 2 piece of toast. Dey only gabe me 1! I stand op and shout at da waiter. I WANT 2 PIECE ON DA TOAST! Da waiter calls da managa. I tell him da same ting. But he sez "No No No No! You don't piss on the toast, you piss in the toilet.* Thank you all! Hope you like it!;) :D :p
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