• The 90-year-old man said to his doctor,

    "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,

    "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting Beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

  • Heh heh heh, yep, that sounds like a good Dr.'s logic to me!! :lol:
    Nuthin' like bursting an ol' guys bubble! :( :lol:
  • thats as funny as he!! hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • Once upon a blue sky a slow guy wants to learn some new vocabulary, so he goes up to a man and asks him for a farm tour vocabulary trip. The man takes him to the first farm, their in which he comes upon a cock (rooster), he asks the guy if he can say cock and he cleanly spits it out, the guy says thats a.k.a a rooster. The two stumble upon the next farm in which they come upon a pullet (chicken), they go through the same test and wonder off. Now they've come to the last barn where they come upon an ass (donkey), After the test is over they return to each farm, purchasing each of the new animals the slow guy learned about. So a day passes, and the guy takes his new animals for a walk, his ass (donkey) was itchy, so he goes to a lady and says, exuse me? may you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?
  • Flaming dragon Cheater take a good guess who i am!! :) i am in love with yo sister!!...she loves me!! :) ha ha!! anyway the joke was cool

    One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a
    water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
    another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was
    chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

    The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you
    are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both
    three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a
    minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the
    bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

    For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
    immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of
    the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

    It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all
    the bears in the next forest were female as well."

    The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
    and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
    asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked
    for money and bought the motorcycle.

    For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I
    wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

    The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that
    the bear was gay."

  • Speaking of Doctors and the medical world... Got this in my email.

    In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic

    name: Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is

    amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced

    That it has settled on mycoxafloppin. Also considered were

    mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix,

    and of course, ibepokin.

    Geezers rock!!! With the help of little blue pills!