AV7 - General Discussions
  • Yes....I would just like to know 1 thing. Why is your username Kentucky_Fried_Hippie? Thank you for your time.
  • Kentucky = I live in Kentucky

    Fried = As in Kentucky Fried Chicken

    Hippie = I'm a peaceful mellow guy, what can I say?

    Good enough for ya? ^_^
  • So what your saying KFH is that if I beat you with a baseball bat you won't fight back? Sweet. :think:

    I could likely beat you all day and you wouldn't feel a thing since your so stoned. :mellow:

    As we can clearly see The Family have dominated this thread. There is no mistaking our power over these awards. All I have to say is that if we don't win (which isn't likely to happen) all we have to do is pick each of you off 'til one of our own is standing on the podium.

    One way or another we will claim first.

    People who don't vote for The Family have a 100% chance of getting into a fatal accident. Based on statistics gathered by The Family.
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    I simply ask that you make them negative votes.
    :peace:

  • Very very pathetic, Rex, that the only way you think you can get votes is to threaten everyone with bodily harm if they don't vote for you losers guys!!
    That just shows us that you have no faith in the avatars of your sad team!!

    Vote for PROVEN winners!! Vote for Lolas Team!!!
    A vote for me is a vote for good taste!! :feedme:
  • Vote for the family.... Vote for the family.... Vote for... Who cares about the family!!!! There is only one avatar that is going to win this awards and that is mine!!! Vote for mine that's wwe. Remember vote for the best!!!
    :rules:
  • Just remember vote with your heart!
    Vote for the best avatar
  • Now hold up zidane... I think the people here are voting for mine. I'm in the lead. So keep on voting for the best. That is the wwe one.
    :rules:
  • Originally posted by Zidane48@Apr 26 2003, 08:07 PM
    Just remember vote with your heart!
    Vote for the best avatar

    Normally, I'd say that Zidane was taking the moral high ground, but this is AVWAR!! :punk:
    Now is the time to rock out with your c##k out!!

    That kind of conscientious objector, non-combatant crap is not what the AVWAR is about! Zidane, you're worthless and weak! Now drop and give your team captain 20! (whoever that poor confused hippy might be) :bash:

    I'm still looking for proper representation, by the way. :woot:
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 27 2003, 03:04 AM
    As we can clearly see The Family have dominated this thread. There is no mistaking our power over these awards.

    As we can clearly see that Rex mental compass isn't really pointing due real.
    The only thing The Family has contributed with in this thread so far is easy targets.
    As for your powers, yea there's no mistaking in the omnipotent and multi leveled dumbness spread by you and your team of syncronized morons.
    Truely REX77 is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

    I understand that you have realised that the only chance you have of winning is teaming up with as many others as possible. Unfortunatly, anyone stupid enough to join your team are incapable of following even the simplest instruction and I'm pretty sure that your little sceem will backfire.

    Until then, I worship the ground that awaits your corpse.
  • Forget all this baloney about sex workers Lola's team :hug: and pathetic cartoon violence The Family :bash: , there is only one team worth voting for.

    Sure, flame us as much as you like, but remember Geezers Rock

    :clap: :fight: :drool:
  • Look at the above picture again. :rolleyes:

    Now, why would someone vote for such an unsanitary competitor? Look at him chewing his fingernail! :tired:
  • I'm sorry if i'm not a war freak or something!
    I'm just saying that vote for the best avatar without
    any hesitations. Dont vote because you know them or they are popular but vote for the right and deserving avatar.
  • Originally posted by Kentucky_Fried_Hippie@Apr 27 2003, 11:59 AM
    [b]
    Now, why would someone vote for such an unsanitary competitor? Look at him chewing his fingernail! :tired:
    [/b]

    :D Just the right competitor to point out personal hygene, Hippie.

    Zidane: Well spoken.
  • I have never seen such a bunch of sorry assed losers in all my life.

    We have a team made entirely up of geriatric senile old fogies that must have somehow forged weekend passes from the nursing home. Might I suggest you go back before you break a hip.

    Manneman who has nothing better to do then draw pictures all day.

    A team of women so low in morals that they are willing to sleep with everyone and anyone just to get there votes. Close your legs, the smell is driving away the members who want to vote for a respectable team.

    A a bunch of stoned freaks who wouldn't know a good avatar if you handed it to them on a silver platter.

    Zindane,

    You are the possibly the most correct person who has posted in this thread. Besides members of The Family. Vote for who you think deserves to win, vote for those who have touched your heart in some way. If you can't decide who those people are, members of The Family will pay you a little visit to make up your mind. :bash:

    Voters for The Family experience happier days than those who vote for the opposition.
  • The Family is not going to win. I will tell you why. There avatars stink. That is why they are losing. That is why I am winning because my avatar is a symbol of truth and justice.
    :cunning:
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 27 2003, 02:49 PM

    We have a team made entirely up of geriatric senile old fogies that must have somehow forged weekend passes from the nursing home. Might I suggest you go back before you break a hip.

    You see Rex, that's where you're wrong... because the newest member of the "Geezers" .... is me! (pretty ironic, huh!) i'm here to add some youth and exuberance to the Geezer's experience!

    Teaming up my trivia with Topper's viagra! ;) There's no stopping us. (cue the threats of physical abuse from "The Family".... the most disfunctional family i've ever seen!)

    GEEZER'S (and junior geezer's) RULE! :disco:
  • Daniel you are nothing but a wannbe Geezer. A lazy kid who wants a nurse to wipe your ass after you have had one of 6 daily accidents. :stink:

    Masterman will not win on the simple fact that he cannot spell. He would have a hard time describing his avatar if the letters were not in it. The WWE is fake, just like you.

    The Family is expanding, with such esteemed family members such as Baker " The Bat " Josh, RedKenny "The Seductive Killer" Pup, Billy "Face Masher" Madison and our newest member of The Family Daggers "Drive-by" Lover we cannot lose.

    Protection from The Family is your best protection.
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 27 2003, 08:00 PM
    The Family is expanding, with such esteemed family members such as Baker " The Bat " Josh, RedKenny "The Seductive Killer" Pup, Billy "Face Masher" Madison and our newest member of The Family Daggers "Drive-by" Lover we cannot lose.

    :lol: :woot: :lol: Hahaha!!! Hehehe!!! Hohoho!!!! We may aswell all give up now then!!! How can we POSSIBLY compare to that!!! Although they won't win the Avatar Award voting, they deserve a novelty prize for comedy value!!! :lol:
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 27 2003, 02:49 PM
    I have never seen such a bunch of sorry assed losers in all my life.

    We have a team made entirely up of geriatric senile old fogies that must have somehow forged weekend passes from the nursing home. Might I suggest you go back before you break a hip.

    Manneman who has nothing better to do then draw pictures all day.

    A team of women so low in morals that they are willing to sleep with everyone and anyone just to get there votes. Close your legs, the smell is driving away the members who want to vote for a respectable team.

    A a bunch of stoned freaks who wouldn't know a good avatar if you handed it to them on a silver platter.

    Zindane,

    You are the possibly the most correct person who has posted in this thread. Besides members of The Family. Vote for who you think deserves to win, vote for those who have touched your heart in some way. If you can't decide who those people are, members of The Family will pay you a little visit to make up your mind. :bash:

    Voters for The Family experience happier days than those who vote for the opposition.

    And we've also got a crazy obsessive fool who thinks that by swinging a hammer around your head with your twiglets (sorry, arms) expecting people to join a cult-like team.

    By the way, that fool is you, Rex.
  • Originally posted by manneman@Apr 27 2003, 02:09 AM
    image

    Nice artwork Manne*. Really, that's pretty cool.




    ps. "For me to poop on!"
  • [quote]Originally posted by Susan B STAFF@Apr 27 2003, 02:42 AM

    PVote for [b] PROVEN
    winners!!
  • Originally posted by Topper@Apr 28 2003, 01:06 PM


    Maybe the family can just have a family picnic at the bordello when they celebrate their loss :disco:

    Sorry!!!! No can do.......only members of the highest Caliber are permitted, within the majestic and sumptuous residence of Madame Lola's!

    NO HOMESPUN FABRIC ALLOWED!!! :rules:

    I believe the Waltons'.....a.k.a The Family, would be best to return to 'yon mountain', as soon as the repairs to the 'Buck-Board' are completed. And have themselves a good ole' knee's "UP", safley tucked far...far away from the rest of civilised humanity!!!
    "Night REXIE-Boy!" :lol:

    Vote Team Lola!!!! The Gentleman's choice!!!!!!
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 27 2003, 08:49 AM
    A a bunch of stoned freaks who wouldn't know a good avatar if you handed it to them on a silver platter.

    Ah, but in return you are the competitor who can't tell one stoned hippie from a multitude of stoned hippies, there's only one member of Team Hippie. ^_^
  • This is it,
    this is your chance to prove yourself a worthy winner of the Avatar Awards 7.

    Oh, am I talking to myself now again? Maybe I should say something about the so called competition!?! Nah, they can dig their own graves, (as a matter of fact I belive that most of the geezer team has one foot in theirs allready)
  • Originally posted by Daggers Lover@Apr 22 2003, 01:58 AM
    My AV is a true image of my daily life!!!

    And this is the avatar you be using in the av awards 13!image
    Still trying to figure out what went wrong that time back in 2003.
    :lol:
  • Originally posted by Kentucky_Fried_Hippie@Apr 28 2003, 02:38 AM

    [b]...there's only one member of Team Hippie. ^_^
    [/b]

    Why doesn't that surprise me? Not exactly a team now is it? He we have The Webster's New Dictionary definition for team.

    QUOTE
    team, n. persons working or playing together; crew; animals harnessed together. -mate, n.-work, n.[/b][/quote]

    As you can see a team is made up of 2 or more people. Perhaps if you were not quite so stoned you would have realized that.

    Now I will agree that Team Geezer is a team since when they are allowed to go outside they must be tethered together much like a team of sled dogs.

    Newish,

    The Family is far from a cult. Sure we are an organisation but not a cult. My arms are big enough to crack your skull wide open and allow my attack dogs to feast on what little may be inside.

    Topper,

    I will not associate myself with a bunch of low-grade over-the-hill hussies. Your two teams could practically unite, Team Madame Geezer's Bordello. You have that prescription for Viagra you might as well use it.

    Bid,

    I would very much like to get away from this war, after I win.

    Voting for The Family rids you transportation of any surprises.
  • team, n. persons working or playing together; crew; animals harnessed together. -mate, n.-work, n.
    And naturally I have to point out that the "animals harnessed together. -mate" was the cause of REX building his team in the first place. He was hoping for some kinky S/M barnyard sex.[/b]
  • Ehem...manne,

    If he were wishing to get some barnyard sex, then why would he choose me to be on his team? I can't stay in one place at once and trying to keep me still enough to tie me to someone else is physically impossible.

    Just think about it. :rolleyes:
  • I don't know who the heck The Family is, but dey's gonna get whacked if they don't back down and let the real winners win this t'ing!

    uh.... err... yeah what that said. I don't know I don't think we need teams it all comes down to who can win with the best av and that's that!

    -SS

    :peace:
  • Some people have an inferiority complex and feel the need to surround themselves with others like them so they don't feel like the only ones who've never won an awards.

    Anywho, it looks like things are running thin now with just 25 avs left in the awards....Probably a couple more days before we find out who really "wins".

    Well, i hope that you all enjoy posting and have fun gaming.
  • Originally posted by Soul Storm@Apr 28 2003, 06:38 PM
    I don't know who the heck The Family is, but dey's gonna get whacked if they don't back down and let the real winners win this t'ing!

    The Family members are the following...

    Rex77 The Godfather of The Family
    Baker "The Bat" Josh
    RedKenny "The Seductive Killer" Pup
    Billy "The Face Masher" Madison
    Daggers "Drive-by" Lover...

    The Family is ever expanding.

    The only whacking you'll be doing Soul Storm is with your pants around your ankles.

    The Family knows where you live.
  • Rex all your trying to do is get me to lose. You say I can't spell, and then you say the wwe is fake like me... Now all MEMBERS OF THE API YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME. REX IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS AVATAR GET MORE VOTES BY DISSING ALL YOU!!!! SO VOTE FOR THE VERY BEST THAT IS THE WWE, REPRESENT WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT!!!
    :woot:
  • Originally posted by Masterman@Apr 28 2003, 05:02 PM
    SO VOTE FOR THE VERY BEST THAT IS THE WWE, REPRESENT WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT!!!

    WWE being what I care about? I personally couldn't care less about some staged fighting.

    If you don't believe it's staged...how about you rent the movie "Beyond The Mat" and they will confirm that fact. :rules:
  • I never said wrestling isn't fake, I have seen beyond the mat. And it is a bad movie. I don't want to see all the old geezers that they have in that movie, especialy Droz throwing up in a trash can.
    :tired:
  • Originally posted by Masterman@Apr 28 2003, 08:33 PM
    I never said wrestling isn't fake, I have seen beyond the mat. And it is a bad movie. I don't want to see all the old geezers that they have in that movie, especialy Droz throwing up in a trash can.
    :tired:

    Heh, the only reason you think it's bad is probably because you know it tells the truth.
  • [quote]Originally posted by Masterman@Apr 28 2003, 08:02 PM
    [b]Rex all your trying to do is get me to lose. You say I can't spell, and then you say the wwe is fake like me... Now all MEMBERS OF THE API YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME. REX IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS AVATAR GET MORE VOTES BY DISSING ALL YOU!!!! SO VOTE FOR THE VERY BEST THAT IS THE WWE, REPRESENT WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT!!!
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 28 2003, 06:19 PM
    The Family will not rest until the podium has three members of The Family standing on it.

    Dang Rex!

    See Family Members... Even your beloved leader and toothless Papa doesn't care about ALL of you. Only three on the podium?? I thought your family had grown to a whopping Five Members? What about the remaining two!?!?!

    I see how you whittle down your "Family Tree" Of course the last time I saw a picture of your "Family Tree", I noticed it didn't fork!. Matter of fact it looked like a stick!

    At least RedKenny will have something to play with when the Geezers win the AV awards. C'mon girl... fetch the stick.... fetch the stick!!

    Topper
    Geezers ROCK!!
  • There are three spots on any given podium. Maybe back in the good'ol days the had more but now a days the podiums only have three spots.

    When the podium has three members of The Family we have all done our jobs.

    The Family is armed and extremely dangerous.
  • Originally posted by Topper@Apr 28 2003, 06:57 PM
    At least RedKenny will have something to play with when the Geezers win the AV awards. C'mon girl... fetch the stick.... fetch the stick!!

    Just you wait Topper. You wanna try the good old fetch the stick trick I won't fetch. You throw a stick and make yourself look like an idiot trying to coax me into fetching..you might as well go and fetch it yourself cuz I sure as :swear: am not going to fetch it for a Geezer.

    If you mean a stick shift though, I'd gladly fetch that stick and throw it into fourth gear by a crosswalk with Geezers.

    Mmmmm...roadkill. :feedme:
  • All I know is that I ain't on the Family so the Family can kiss my shiney white :swear: ! I don't care who wins now so long as it ain't the mafia wannabes!!!

    Take a break boys c'uz ya know ya wanna, and go do something ya wanted me to do!

    The only whacking you'll be doing Soul Storm is with your pants around your ankles.[/b]


    c'uz in truth we all know that is about the only whackin you's guys knows about!
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 29 2003, 08:54 AM

    I will not associate myself with a bunch of low-grade over-the-hill hussies. Your two teams could practically unite, Team Madame Geezer's Bordello. You have that prescription for Viagra you might as well use it.


    "Tisk, tisk"!
    Now there's no need to resort to name calling (although the use of 'Hussy' is permitted. ;).), just because, we at Madame Lola's, do not accept "Live Chickens", as a form of payment!.......... You don't have to get all "upity".
    Cash or Credit Cards, only!!!!! And no! You cannot "Lay-Away". We've told you numerous times!!!!!!!!

    Also, our local cleaning lady has found your prescription of Viagra. Seems you left it in the "O.K Coral" theme room, with your 'Long-Johns (complete with missing button, on the back-flap.)! Thank goodness for the "Big Papa", stitched across the front. Otherwise I'm sure we would of had a :swear: of job, locating the 'owner'!

    If I could once more, draw your attention to the Rules......(you will find these in your 'frequent Members, Happy Pack". )
    The parking of the "Family" vehicle, out the front door of our establishment, is strictly forbidden!!!! Especially in your case!
    Yet again, please note the "NO LIVESTOCK PERMITTED", policy. Even if poorly disguised as a "Hummer"?
    Shame, SHAME on you, for spray-painting and cellotaping fenders, to those poor animals legs!!!!! :blink:

    Mr Manne!!!! The dunking of patrons in the "Powder Room" is a big NO, NO!!!! Other people have to use those loo's, and well,.......we just don't know where Rex has been? Hygiene!!!!! Boys, hygiene! Thats all I'm saying.

    Also, it has come to our attention, that whilst visiting our establishment. A member of the "Family" has had their cartoon colouring book stolen! Seems this was done while they were attaching the feed bags to the harness of the "Car". Along with the much loved 'Barney' book, several colouring pens are also missing. Only the Blue and White crayons, though?
    We have our suspisions????? So if the 'Clown' who took these, could just pass them on to reception. I'm certain no further steps will be taken. Red is just eager to finish her picture.

    :woot:
    Oh!!! And on a final note!........vote for team Lola!!!!!!
    Satisfaction Guaranteed!!!!! :peace:
  • Well, as an outsider to the competion...I don't have to worry about the high stakes pressure, heheh.

    Alls I know is that whoever decided that Ilpallazo was a good avatar is GOD! All my votes go for Ilpallazzo! He's such a stud muffoin! LOL!
  • Oh my dear Bid,

    You have no idea what I could do to your employer's establishment if ever stepped into it's sticky halls.

    Tell me is the $3 dollars an hour really worth having guys like Topper and Manneman mauling you? Plus shouldn't you be getting double time for umm... being double timed?

    Soul Storm,

    I will try to decode your post to the best of my abilities. I nor anyone on within The Family wants you to pull your goalie. Try going to Lola's and ask they will charge you a small fee and you may have to show them how to do it, three or four times.

    The Family demands respect, show it or else.
  • heh heh... You know what Rex and all the other members who have told me time and time again that wrestling is fake... I knew that 4 years ago.. Don't tell me I didn't because I did. And for the Family... I will make sure that you won't win Rex. Maybe you might feel the pain of the Master. And down the road there comes a avatar that has the power the blow you out of the water. Time is running short.
    :bash:
  • Originally posted by Masterman@Apr 29 2003, 06:13 PM
    heh heh... You know what Rex and all the other members who have told me time and time again that wrestling is fake... I knew that 4 years ago.. Don't tell me I didn't because I did.

    I did not say that you didn't know. I was just mocking how you're saying I should vote for a WWE avatar which represents everything that I care about. Sorry...don't care about fake stuff. Just letting ya know.
  • Never forget, once you get done with the incomprehenisble babbling of the other teams, there is the still clean, un-mud-flung Team Hippie (Which is comprised of one person).

    Why not vote Hippie, you know you want to. :2cool:

  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 29 2003, 05:39 PM
    Oh my dear Bid,

    You have no idea what I could do to your employer's establishment if ever stepped into it's sticky halls.

    Tell me is the $3 dollars an hour really worth having guys like Topper and Manneman mauling you? Plus shouldn't you be getting double time for umm... being double timed?


    this message brought to you by our sponsors:

    Viagra, the breakfast of champions!! :feedme:

    Trojan, don't leave home without it!!
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 30 2003, 10:39 AM
    Oh my dear Bid,

    You have no idea what I could do to your employer's establishment if ever stepped into it's sticky halls.

    Tell me is the $3 dollars an hour really worth having guys like Topper and Manneman mauling you? Plus shouldn't you be getting double time for umm... being double timed?

    Well, it seems we know exactly what you mean, when you say "Sticky"!!!!
    After all! It was YOU who caused it!!!! Need I remind you of the "Whipped Cream & Jello" debacle, of Fall 02...hmmm???!!!

    You know full well, we had to instigate a few 'new' Rules....due to your atrocious behavior that night!!!! Naughty Rexie-Poo!!!!!

    Rule no 6: It is forbidden to remove food-stuff's contained in the "Ye-Haaah" (Genuine rubber) Wrestling Pool!!!!
    Unless informed otherwise, by your Madame.

    Rule no' 7: Please refrain from consuming food-stuff's.....(including the plastic fruit, located on the marble table), contained within the "Ye-Hah" Wrestling (100% authentic, rubber) Pool. Especially when other patrons are using this!.........and no, you cannot have "seconds"!!!!!

    Rule no'8: The 'stuffing of one's face', with Red Jello, mushing it, then dribbling it down one's chin, while leaping from behind the drapes, shouting....."I'm a Vampire....I'm a Vampire.....argh...grrrrr"! Is also a big NO, NO!!!!

    We nearly lost a few of our more 'senior' clientele, that night!
    (All here wish Mr Topper a speedy recovery.)

    As for the $3.00 fee? It is at present only applicable for our.....shall we say...errrr,......ummmm???.... more "Eager" patrons, such as yourself.
    Think of it like a 'call out fee', when you ring for a cab. The meter has already ticked over yer $3bucks, just as soon as you step in the door..........the rest of the fee, is pure 'mileage'!


    A vote for us, is a vote for true talent!!!!!!
    VOTE MANNE!!!!!!! :clap: Yet another supreme member!!!!


    And thats what we call "Tag-Teaming"......here at the bordello!!!! Nicely put there Suz!!!!! Seems she is a little bit quicker on the ole' keyboard, then myself!
    Stereo posting.......geez gotta luv it!!!! :hug:
  • Holy crap I don't believe I'm still out there. :cunning: Vote for me.
  • Minimumboy (or Masterman as he thinks he should be called),

    Well I knew that wrestling was fake some 22 years ago, the first time I seen it.

    You'll make sure I won't win? The Family is not about promoting one avatar. Although I am having a hard time understanding how you will make sure that I won't win. You don't even have the determination to last as long as I have.

    Kentucky Fried Loser,

    You still don't understand the concept that a team is comprised of two or more members.

    When are you going to change the name of your 'team' so that it makes sense?

    Suze,

    Why would I have a problem bad mouthing Topper and Manneman?

    You do have one thing right though...
    Trojan, don't leave home without it!! [/b]
    Especially if your goin' to Lola's! You'll be bringing home more than bad awful memories!

    Bid,

    Your right I was there. I was there trying to collect on the loan that I had given Lola shortly before the last awards so that she could get set up. Might I remind you and the rest of your hussy clan that I am practically your boss. Should I not receive my next payment by the end of the awards the bordello will become one of The Family's many operations.

    Your right I did cause the sticky hall back in the fall of 02. I was invited to a bbq at the bordello and decided that I should see how well my money was spent. When I got there not much was happening. I had to start that food fight or everyone would have died of boredom. What surprised me is that you haven't cleaned it up yet! That was hardwood floor in the hall now due to the mould it is more like shag carpet!

    The Family knows how to break your limbs with greatest of ease and with the most extreme amount of pain.
  • Since Nikki is a little....errrrr....incapcitated at the moment, i guess i will have to assume command. Yeah, the awards are all but over but that's ok.....one thing that won't happen is the Bordello falling into sick people's hands(ie. Rex, Red, DL....need i mention more?). Until Nikki is errr...."able" to resume command, i shall be the stand-in, even if i don't really side with anyone.

    madhtr has also decided he will no longer run in the awards unless he's implored to do so and he feels the need to do so. He's already won once, and that's one more time than many of the other members so it's time for other people......

    So, the Bordello may have only been looked at as a side-mention in the awards this time(though there are still some members in there), next time will be the second coming(notice spelling....so no jokes on that one.....) as we take over the awards once again.

    Be prepared


    madhtr™ and all mentions of his name are trademarked to madhtr™ and therefore all who use his name shall tremble in fear.

    madhtr™ also takes no responsibility of any pencils left laying around in peoples eyes.... He had nothing to do with them.....

    madhtr™
  • Originally posted by Rex77@Apr 30 2003, 04:04 PM
    Your right I was there. I was there trying to collect on the loan that I had given Lola shortly before the last awards so that she could get set up.

    Rex... There is no argument that you were there. As a matter of fact you took Daggers Lover for his "welcome to manhood party".

    I went through the surveillance videos for the Bordello and found you and Daggers trying to strike a deal with Suze... oh the shame!!

    image
    Click here if unable to see graphic of Rex and DL dancing

    Rex I though you were taller than that!!!

    Oh and Mad , kudos on the staff promotion to both APi and the Bordello. Once my hip is better from Biddie's "Oh let me just put your leg over this bar" trick, I will bring all Geezers back to the Bordello for a Avatar slamming party! Heck if I get my social security check in time, we'll even pay for Hippie and Manne, WWE, and SoulStorm! :hug:

    Until then... Remember Geezers ROCK!
  • Hey Topper, looks like that old mind of yours is getting to ya.

    madhtr was a STAFF member already. He just editted part of his name so he's now no longer undercover.

    If you were in The Family, you would know that...though since you're not...I guess you're a little SOL if you know what I mean.

    You should get into the Inner Circle more.
  • No need paying for me Topper, I am after all employed by Lolas Bordello.

    And it's a hard work I tell you, REX goes through those sulphuricly coated anal vibrators like Rosanne Barr through a box of chocolates. And I have to recoat them, daily, all 38 of them.
    Not to mention that the "Bone of Behemoth" needs its thorns glued back on after "the Family" worn it down to a shape and size more or less resemling a finless dolphin.

    I also help the police with sketches when things gone pearshaped and not even LOLA can find the words to express the situation.
    Like that one time Topper when ******* *** ** *** *** ***
    [Graphics removed due to it's detestable content] * **** ** *** * ***** ** ** **** ** **** * * ****** ** **'* * * * * *!!!! :blink:
  • [quote]Originally posted by manneman@May 1 2003, 01:51 AM
    [b]Like that one time Topper when ******* *** ** *** *** *** [Graphics removed due to it's detestable content] [b]* **** ** *** * ***** ** **
  • Uh, I can't see the picture although I am sure it was funny... It disappeared or something! Again the alliances do seem a little fuzzy, it would almost appear that it is Topper vs. The Family or The Bordello, or how about "The Boys in the Basement Playing with Toys" henceforth known as BBPT.

    Personally I think that the BBPT should look for new leadership and strike a new chord ... hell maybe I might even like them a bit instead of all that mudflinging :swear:

    -SS

    :peace:
  • Well...I'm out! And I guess Rex gets my vote! Good luck Rex!
  • Vote for me the newest member of The Family.
  • For all of you who didn't have a chance to see that pic ;) I'll give a brief portrayal of the night.

    It all started when "reppoT" (names have been changed to protect the onces involved) by accident bumped in to FFATS_F_EVETS outside the Bordello.
    The fumes of FFATS_F_EVETS caused reppoT instant intoxination and he can therefor not be fully blamed for his actions.
    Anyway, it just so happens that reppoT stumbled into the newly decorated section of the bordello, the "petting" zoo, fully funded and requested by team Family. I had just made some final adjustments to the mechanical bull (including drilling multiple holes and replacing the horns with similar rubber parts sent to me by 77XER) when reppoT entered.

    What happened next I really don't know but some how reppoT misstook the fusebox for a lavatory causing a short circuit that made the bull rave like a mad banshee. And unfortunatly the man had his trousers down by his ankles at the moment so...

    Luckely enough Susan happened to be close by and she made the preliminary stiches, saving most of reppoT bowels and spleen while I phoned up 77XER to tell him that he might had to cancel his appointment for the evening. All I got out of him though was mouning noises and heavy breathing as I told him what had happened.

    We never found FFATS_F_EVETS.
  • I think i'll start a new team next awards....called the Spammers. I bet you'll never guess who my first nominations would be..... heh, heh.

    The above is a fictional story concocted in the mind of one of madhtr™s personalities. He takes no responsibility for whoever thinks they belong in this category nor what the truth is......

    P.S. I'll give a few hints, a couple of the members have Ms and Ts in their s/ns

    P.S.S. I hope that you all enjoy posting and have fun gaming.
  • I will also start my own avatar campaign next awards caled the Monsters. My team is going to be filled with great avatars. So if you want to join and save your spots for my team wait until further info.
    :woot:
  • Originally posted by Masterman@May 2 2003, 02:55 AM
    I will also start my own avatar campaign next awards caled the Monsters. My team is going to be filled with great avatars. So if you want to join and save your spots for my team wait until further info.
    :woot:

    No,no i don't.
  • BBPT is going down!!! Need I say more?

    -SS

    :peace:
  • The Family will win. Don't even try to beat us you aren't competition. The Family will squash anyone who gets in their way like a bug. :bash:

    oh yeah vote for me.
  • will have someone to track down and whack, and I'll have more votes, plus the Geezers will have more small children to shake their fists at.

    Perfect logic, eh?
  • Sorry? What was that? Was that the sound of a skull being crushed by the might of a Geezer?

    Go Geezer!

    Go Topper!
  • Vote for me and The Family won't hafta destroy your dreams. Bye for now I'll be back on Monday to see my win.

    And always remember a vote for me is a vote for your life. :cunning:
  • The Monsters are coming..... Next avatars.... It's time to see to the real Avatar team is. If you want to join wait until further info is out.
    :woot:
  • Originally posted by Masterman@May 2 2003, 10:16 PM
    The Monsters are coming..... Next avatars.... It's time to see to the real Avatar team is. If you want to join wait until further info is out.
    :woot:

    I can already imagine what your team will be like.

    *The following is a dramatization*

    You - Our pixelated pixels are sweeter than you guys.....

    Everyone else - heh, heh

    You - Screw you guys, i'm going home(notice stolen statement from South Park....)

    *End Dramatization*

    From here on out i dub your team, Team Spam. You know, i bet Spam is looking to sponser a team this year....and they pick only the best.

    heh, heh.....


    The above statements should be taken as is and neither madhtr™ nor The Bordello

  • The Bordello has more than "heh heh" to say about it, and none of it is fit to print for young tender eyes to see!!
    :swear:

    If it looks like :stink: and it smells like :stink: , then it must BE :stink:

    Hey, I think that should be Masterboy's new AV!! :lol:
  • Topper as soon as you can get your link figured out you may post again in this thread. ;)

    We will see soon who will be getting paid a visit to ensure that The Avatar Awards remains a Family event.
  • Rex, your title says you're the top skull....but if i'm not mistaken, your skull finished 6th while Mikey's is still in the awards.

    Now, barring bad math, i think we know what your title should say.

    "2nd place is the first loser"

    Oh, and Susan, i guess we all speak for ourselves but we, at the Bordello like to keep things "clean" and that includes ones' mouth.
  • Yes it says that it is better. Obiviously the voters don't know that and are not aware of whose skull they voted out.

    I have crew assembled and they will know very shortly that they have messed with The Family.
  • Originally posted by madhtr_STAFF@May 2 2003, 11:45 PM
    [b]
    Oh, and Susan, i guess we all speak for ourselves but we, at the Bordello like to keep things "clean" and that includes ones' mouth.
    [/b]


    And that is why I used the smilies and not the actual words...... I'm clean, honest!!
  • Originally posted by Susan B STAFF@May 3 2003, 01:07 AM
    I'm clean, honest!!

    That isn't what your Gynaecologist said. :blink:
  • Originally posted by Rex77@May 2 2003, 09:31 PM
    Topper as soon as you can get your link figured out you may post again in this thread. ;)

    Topper and the rest of the Geezers have just decided to sit back on their electric wheel chairs as to not offend anyone one by posting what is considered by One as Spam. :bash:

    Maybe if Topper writes in the 3rd person it won't be considered spam in the future. :shy:

    By the way...

    Geezers Still ROCK!!

    After further review... I'll fall on my sword for the above comments and I took the spam post towards me. I found out it wasn't and guess I should I should read my own sig line before posting.
  • In their rockingchairs at most
  • I owe you all such a huge apology, not least to my team....

    SORRY :cry: :cry: :cry:

    Everything has been set against me these past couple of weeks....went on holiday at the crucial time (tho it was a great holiday!), then was bogged down with university deadlines and more essays than you can shake a stick at..then to top it all bloody Freesh!te decided it was not gonna let me online for 3 (yes you heard right) @~%$*ing days.

    So consequently I have completely missed the awards, let my team down and missed the chance to hammer into those reprobates, Gid and Lu...can life suck any more than this?

    I will be in and out of the forums rather erratically for the next couple of weeks as I still have a stack of essays to submit within the next couple of weeks...if anyone wants to do them for me, I can pay!!!
    LOL!

    See you all soon..if anyone is still speaking to me that is!
    :blink:
  • Oh Lola,

    Don't think that you can come back in here and say sorry and everything will be well. I have heard some nasty from you 'teammates' about you. This makes all the other teams look so much better, well The Family anyway.

    Tsk, tsk, you should've known better than that.

    Voting for The Family is voting smart and healthy.

  • Firstly,
    CONGRATULATIONS
    to Zidane!!!!!! Well done!!!
    I agree, it is nice to see a non-animated av win, as they seem to do a lot for some reason! The best AV won, and that is the important thing! :D

    Secondly, to Lola, :hug: :hug: :hug:..... I'm sorry that things have been going so rough for you Dear, but you are always head of this family and we welcome you home with open arms!!!!! :helpme:
    (I'd be glad to help with those essay's Dear, free of charge)

    And so concludes another av war..... with the best man winning..... until next time! Muuahahahahhaaaa
  • Congrats to Zidane!! A well deserved and fought battle!

    I'll put my order in for my Madames at the Bordello. I need to relax after all this anyway. Zidane just call an open account with your credit card(s) and we'll take it from there.

    Rex, Manne, well met! :fight:

    I guess there is always next year for the Geezers!
  • Congratulations to you Zindane.

    And congratulations to everyone who put up a fight in The War of Words. Everyone was full of spunk while battling it out.

    The Family will be back for the next instalment of the Avatar Awards and more importantly the War of Words.

    See ya next time. :bash:
  • Well done to Zidane for winning. :) Good job
  • Congradulations Zidane. Next time I will pick a new avatar though!
  • Awww Danny, u missed the WHOLE awards!!! :cry: :cry: you better not go and change ur email address for awhile or ull miss the next one too!
  • Congratulations Zidane.

    I will be back with The Family next time the Avatar Awards commence.

    It was a great time guys, we'll have better fun next time. :disco:
  • Am i correct? am i reading this right? i guess so... hehehehe :rolleyes: I was stunned when i saw my avatar has all the 100 % so i check out the latest news by jim. Well i should verify it you know but again i was surprised when tons of greetings appear in the message board. Its my first time to win in this avatar awards since avatar awards 2 or 3. Well i got the best gaming avatar last avatar awards 6 and i never thought of winning in the Av 7.

    I got this avatar from a friend at my school. He said that it maybe... has the capacity to win because of the scary face or something (it didnt scare me :tired: ). i thought that it might win in the scary av event but i'm not sure because there are lots of scary avatar out there and its not animated. I have other avatars here but i cant lower there bytes thats why i end up using a non- animated avatar. Maybe it a blessing in disguise :disco: hehehehe

    I would like to thank Squall9999 for helping me chosing my avatar. He didnt pick this but its his second choice. He wants my last squall avatar more than my current avatar. Thank you for all the people who voted for me! I really really appreciated it. Without you people, i'm not making my longest post ever hehehe. Thanks alot to the first people here to greet me (Susan, Topper & Rex). Maybe i'm not good in the war of words but maybe i could practice a little bit for the next awards hehehe. Thanks to APi and all the staffs for making this avatar awards successful.

    Well maybe this is to long :helpme: i really just cant believe that i won!!! Thanks again!
  • Better late, than never! Congrat's, on the award Zidane :clap: :clap: .
    It was well earned, very nice AV.


    To Lola......nice to see ya back hun!!! :hug: We've all missed you terribly!!!!!

    And too everyone else........Thoroughly enjoyed myself!!! And can't wait til the next one rolls round!!!! :woot:
  • First of all, congrats to Zidane and Mikey, for being the only two to beat me out. ^_^

    Second of all, I simply have to taunt the other teams, considering that I'm fairly sure Mikey and Zidane were independant, so that makes myself the highest-ranked team member.

    Make ya sorry you didn't team up with me, eh? :woot:



    All in good fun. ;)
  • When will you understand that one person cannot be a team!

    No I am not sorry that I didn't 'team' up with you. The Family dominated the War of Words, unlike 'Team Hippie'. Which does not make sense. ;)
  • Congrats to all of you who were placed :peace:

    It was my first awards and most enjoyable!!

    Bring on the next one... :fight: :woot:
  • Congrats Zidane for winnin the awards with one amazing avatar.

    And onto the next awards... :disco:
  • Congrats Zidane :punk:

    I haven't been around lately due to work, but if i had enter there would be no doubt theat i would of been victorious :fight:

    Maybe i'll enter the next comp :)
  • congrats Zidane. I'v pretty happy too couse i havent been here in 2 mounths and i entered at the last day and i places 2nd.
  • Thanks again!!! Wow i was surprise about the title below my avatar. I thought that i would never have a title there coz i only have 600+ post. Thanks again to all of you!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
  • Congratulations Zidane!! :birthday:

    May you have a long life..... (???)

    I knew it from the beggining that you could win :flex:
  • Congrats Zidane at least one of us won.
  • Originally posted by Zidane48@May 5 2003, 05:46 AM
    Thanks again!!! Wow i was surprise about the title below my avatar. I thought that i would never have a title there coz i only have 600+ post. Thanks again to all of you!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

    The perk of being the admin of the site is the ability to as you please. So, Jim gave you a nice new custom title to go with your win. Oh, and congrats on the win.
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