• Got sent this thought it was funny so decided to share :D

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so
    we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
    friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
    was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most
    of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously
    too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

    One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
    invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
    whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
    and desires for me that she could not
    overcome, that before i committed my life to her daughter,
    she wanted to make love to me just once..
    What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    So, she said,
    "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and
    get me".

    I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
    I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door...

    I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was
    standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    Lesson learned -> Always keep your condoms in your car.....

  • O, You nasty man! :D That's kinda funny
  • Wow, that happend to you too Fat? What are the odds eh? :D
  • now thats funny :drool:
  • Heh, that one made me laughe. Good job :)
  • Hahahaha! That's a good one, I'll have to remember it!
  • Wow...I really don't know what to say...I'm speechless.