Now, here is a funny one for ya WB!! (I liked those flamingchopper!! My favourite line is #5!! )


It was the morning after the consummation of the marriage of WreckinBall and his new bride. The new bride awoke purring. Hearing WreckinBall running water in the bathroom, she said, "Did you just brush your teeth?"

WB answered, "Yes, dear. And while I was at it, I brushed yours too."

:lol: :P


The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, none
of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought
to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it out.

After about an hour's examination he came out and told the
cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news
was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.

He said that the goods news was that all the Pope had to do to
be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to the
cardinals, who argued about it at length.

Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the
situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree but
under four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over
all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And
what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause. The Pope replied,
"First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom
she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot
hear with whom she is having sex. And third, she must be mute so
that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she
can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth
condition?" The Pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."