I scored 15 points. The manliest of men is right here. I got 10 points plus the 5 bonus points for the Alzheimer's and cancer joke. Here it is...

A guy is getting a check-up and the Doctor comes in with the results.

He says, "I have some bad news and worse news for you, you have cancer."

The man replies with, "Oh my God, what else?"

The Doctor says, "No, you have also Alzheimer's."

The man says, "Well at least I don't have cancer!"