There’s an ever increasing number of cognitively challenged people out their, so you might want to find an alternative outlet for your pi$$ed ‘offness, otherwise you could easily end up sharing a very small room with some dude called Bubba – and that ain’t going to be much fun.

If you seem to be constantly wound up by all the rocket scientists around you, I suggest taking up a very physically demanding hobby, maybe even a martial art or boxing. After a seriously hard work out you’ll be surprised how much more relaxed you feel and the things around you won’t seem to have the same impact.

You also might want to look at your diet as well. Foods packed with additives and a gazillion E-numbers along with stuff like caffeine can make you more agitated to start off with, which will only compound matters.