When not coming straight home after golf as promised and the fiancee hunts you down in a stripper bar, after the argument escalates and she slaps you, under no circumstance say " is that all ya got, why don't you throw the weight in your a** into it next time". It WILL result in a bloody nose and public humiliation!! :doh:

When changing the filter for the swimming pool, do not assume that just because the pump isn't running to circulate the water that gravity still doesn't play into things. If the hoses aren't closed you end up with one hell of a fountain right in the face and 20 -30 gallons of water lost in an instant. :2cool:

When the girls want to spend the night at grandmas, don't let grandma borrow the movie Dazed And Confused. You will have a lot of questions posed when they come home which are touchy subjects to deal with coming from a 5 and 9 year old. :think: