Good morning JDM, my name is Susan, and I'll be your server for the entirety of your stay here at Absolute Playstation International. If I may roust up the afore-mentioned fire for you, or fluff your pillows, fetch you some tea, make some of my world-famous cookies for you, please don't hesitate to ask. I will do whatever I can to make your stay enjoyable while we both try to figure out exactly what we are to do in this privileged spot!

EDIT: Good morning Your Royal Majesty!! Water is on the boil for your tea, slippers have been warmed by the fire for you and anything else your Royal heart desires will be gladly served you.

After having read the Notice to all Executives, I see that:
#1 I am blonde for not having gone there first
#2 This is where I get to have my most fun; SERVING!!

Therefore, Your Royal Majesty, please allow me to set up your console for you. Which type of controller would you prefer?