Oooh Ooooh Oooooh, Your Royal Majesty, may I lick your Royal fingers for you.. puulleeeeeezzz!?!?!?! heeeeheeeee (who loves cheesecake?)

Charger, at your prompt and immediate service, M'Lord. <bow> <scrape> <grovel> Anything else M'Lord wishes?

Rex, simply being your own marvelous self has earned you the privilege to warm your toes by the Royal fire. Would you like your brandy and pipe by the fire as well?

And, in honour of my favourite television show Whose Line Is It Anyway, Who wants me to fluff his/her Garfield!?!?