I used to dance for bachelorette and birthday parties.

I retired from shotgunning beers undefeated.

I walked through a mall covered in honey and feathers flapping my arms and clucking like a chicken for 2 tickets to go see Pink Floyd, also made front page of the paper and the local news for that one.

I served Bill "Superfoot" Wallace and the dude who played Flash Gordon (the movie not the series) in my bar.

I used to play in regional handball tournaments.