Gad cracked open his cookie after the pair devoured the feed.
"the end is nigh" was written on the paper - bugger thought Gad, the world was doomed and he still wasnt getting any action....
so he asked Lady what her cookie said - she started crying and dropped the paper, hanging her head to hide her tears
"you are not getting any younger and if you dont watch it you will be left on the shelf" the cookie proclaimed......