My prediction:

I manage to get hold of one of the first PS3's to enter the country through devious and possibly nefarious means. For some reason I immediately seem to get hit with an unshakeable illness that leaves me perfectly well in every respect except for the fact that i am placed on permanent sick leave at full pay for the rest of my life.

Sony shares go through the roof due to the expected sales for all new PS3 games generated by the new revenue classification "Games Kernmist Will Buy"...