Jamie, a girl who was in sunday school, was asleep one day. Later the priest asked her "Who created the universe?". When she didnt answer, the boy next to her, John, poked her with his pen, then she sat up and said "God Almighty!!" The priest said "Very good", so she went back to sleep. Later he asked her "Who is the Lord, our savior?", when she didnt answer, Johnny poked her again, so she sat up and said "Jesus Christ!!!" and she went back to sleep. Later he asked her "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 32nd baby?", when she didnt answer, John poked her again, so she JUMPED up an yelled "YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A**!!!"