Taken from a book I received for my birthday (That Book of Pefectly Useless Information by Michael Symons) I found what British researchers have claimed was the Funniest Joke in the Whole World. For your reading pleasure, enjoy!
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says, "Okay, now what?"