Api Xmas Party?

[Melinda S STAFF]

Quite possibly shaddow. I won't deny it. They are also experts at loving people to death, but that is not something trained them to do....or did I?

[Rob C STAFF]

we deal with Jay every day, after all.

Yea it must be hard........

what are those furry little critter thing s look quality

If you mean as Lyn's avatar, there characters off of the up and coming revolutionary LittleBigPlanet..........

[Melinda S STAFF]

Originally Posted by robcoxy

If you mean as Lyn's avatar, there characters off of the up and coming revolutionary LittleBigPlanet..........

Also known as The Demon Version of Fraggle Rock. At least that's what I'd call them.

[Nec]

Hey....dont go mess'n with Fraggle Rock. Great....now i'm gonna have that song stuck in my head. Thanks a bunch, Mel.

[Melinda S STAFF]

Originally Posted by NecroshineX

Hey....dont go mess'n with Fraggle Rock. Great....now i'm gonna have that song stuck in my head. Thanks a bunch, Mel.

*sings* Down in Fraggle Rock! That's the only part of the song I remember. I used to love Fraggle Rock, I don't have anything against it.

[Rory K STAFF]

Chris, that was messy, and not just because of the bump Lyndon took to the head when he content removed as frighting to children; content removed as illegal; content removed as highly immoral and Mel's dogs cowered under the table as a result...

I still have nightmares about the whole thing. Jagermister has been banned from all parties ever since. And unsurprisingly so have all recording devices...

Mel, darling, you know I could never lie to you

[Melinda S STAFF]

Originally Posted by Rory K STAFF

Mel, darling, you know I could never lie to you

That's a good boy. Just for that, I'll give you a front row seat.

[Nec]

hmm... Another notch on the impressive list Mel. Got the man trained.

[Melinda S STAFF]

Part of being a girl is learning to train the opposite sex Nec. Usually girls learn first by dealing with daddy.

[Jason F Staff]

Originally Posted by Lyndon M STAFF

...We're quite used to seeing stupid things being done, Necro- we deal with Jay every day, after all...

Originally Posted by robcoxy

Yea it must be hard...

OK what the you know what is going on here?
I tell you. My computers net connection goes haywire on me for a week meaning I can't get on here, and within one week the place goes to pot.

It's a good job I'm finally back because it seems that certain people are having it easy. Getting their feet under the table so to speak. Well I'm back to chop those feet off if they get too far.

And I wish people would stop blaming me for everything. I mean come on, that incident with the elephant last year could have happened to anyone. How was I supposed to know it was a real Elephant. The ad said "lifelike". Now to me that means that it's a fake statue or something that looks almost real.

Last time I book anything with that company I tell you

Originally Posted by Melinda S STAFF

That's a good boy. Just for that, I'll give you a front row seat.

Now what's going on here Mel? I thought I was your favourite. Honestly, I don't speak with you for about a week (due to reasons beyond my control) and you turn your back on me and choose someone else instead

I hope my backstage pass is still valid though. Nobody else has got one because it's the only one afterall

[Melinda S STAFF]

Originally Posted by Jason F Staff

Now what's going on here Mel? I thought I was your favourite. Honestly, I don't speak with you for about a week (due to reasons beyond my control) and you turn your back on me and choose someone else instead

I hope my backstage pass is still valid though. Nobody else has got one because it's the only one afterall

Oh quit crying Jay. The dancing tables are round (square ones can be a hazard for whenever Rory and Lyndon content removed by moderator), thus lending several front row seats for auditors uses.

[Jason F Staff]

Originally Posted by Melinda S STAFF

Oh quit crying Jay...

I can't help being a sensitive person

I thought you cared as well.

Ah well go show Rory your stuff then, see if I care lol

[Chris S STAFF]

Originally Posted by Lyndon M STAFF

Chris, i have to wonder what sort of "medications" you are taking- i do not recall anything like that happening last year.

You see, that is the problem with over indulgence. Black-outs and memory loss. It's okay, Rory has it on tape. I'm sure he'll let you see it... for a price.

Originally Posted by Melinda S STAFF

Oh quit crying Jay.

That's like asking water to quit being wet.

[Jason F Staff]

Originally Posted by Chris S STAFF

...That's like asking water to quit being wet.

Excuse me? You can ask water to stop being wet. Either heat it to 100c minimum or cool it to 0c minimum. Either way the water is no longer wet.

So there lol

[Jane N STAFF]

The 16th it is!!!!


Im pants at timelines and stuff so if you someone could arrange that i would be most grateful!!!

Need to fnd my stripper shoes now!! Why do i get the feeling they will be in Tiff's wardrobe?

[Melinda S STAFF]

Originally Posted by Jane N STAFF

Need to fnd my stripper shoes now!! Why do i get the feeling they will be in Tiff's wardrobe?

Hahahaha, I think Tiff probably took them from back when he played the angel on top of the tree.

Speaking of which, who is the Christmas Tree Angel? Or are we just going to make Tiff do the honors since he seems to be so good at it?

[Jane N STAFF]

It would be cruel not to let him seeing has he has been practicing posing in my wedding dress for a week!

We shall decide at the party!! Who is bringing what?? I am bringing said stripper shoes and a CD called songs to loose your clothes by!

Oh and wine and mince pies

[Melinda S STAFF]