Api Xmas Party?

[shaddow]

lets have our own 2 people PARTAY mel

[Nec]

I was able to show face for a little bit but due to an unexpected event, I had to leave. It was good to see more than one person at a time in the LiveChat for once though. We need to make more use of that room. Merry Christmas all.

Nec

[sfjp@hotmail.co.uk]

yeh sorry didnt turn up lads and lasses i got a message off shaddow aka bugz i think its shaddow nad surfer but middle of intense match then watched final parkinson ill definatley join in the next party though im sure we can arrange another before crimbo.
MERRY CRIMBO EVERYONE !

[Nec]

So I walk into the LiveChat room this morning and saw a trail of spilled drinks leading to the door with the paper sign taped to it with "APi Xmas Party Room" written with crayon. As I stepped closer, I began to hear some shuffling. I went to open the door and only got it open less than ten inches before it hit something on the other side. I leaned into it and pushed the door and whatever was holding it, back. A wave of an odd smell came from the room. I hesitated a sec before peeking my head in. Torn streamers, cups, and half eaten food were scattered all over the floor. I heard the noise again and looked to my right and there before me......was a goat chewing on a stuffed Teletubby.... Must have been one hell of a party!!

[Jason F Staff]

Originally Posted by Nec

...I heard the noise again and looked to my right and there before me......was a goat chewing on a stuffed Teletubby...

EXCUSE ME? Now what did I tell people after last years incident with the monkey? I tell you, I've never seen a monkey smoke and drink so much in my entire life
Anyway, I specifically mentioned no animals this time, especially after the "other" innocent, which I admit was partially my fault. Real life? More like actually really alive!

Anyway, I saw your message and went to the room and managed to get the goat out of the place. Amazingly the room was sparkling clean other than the goat that was trapped in, of all places, the coat room. Now I don't know who put the poor thing in there, but they obviously must have put it in there while they cleaned up then forgotten about the poor thing.

Anyway, I didn't get ALL of the deposit back for that table. Mel and Jane I hold you two personally responsible as there were scuff marks on it from all the dancing you must've done. Either that or perhaps it was Rory and Lyndon again. Actually I don't want to even think it might have been them, not after last year Those two actually scared the majority of us last year

It's a good job the party is only once a year, lol.

[Nec]

Oh yea...forgot to mention the fact that :::: cleares throat :::: Mr. Member of the Month took the liberty of cleaning the mess up. Which, by the way......one of the new guys should have done but I felt like doing something nice. No, I didnt forget about the goat. I bent over to pick up what looked like sombody's panites.... :::: mutters something about Rory :::: And the goat tried knocking me over so I stuffed him in the closet. He's lucky I didnt have a grill handy.

[Jason F Staff]

Oh god, please don't let those er "unmentionables" of been Rory's as it leads to the possibility that he, at the very least, tried to repeat last years "act". I just hope they weren't his

Now what were you wearing at the time? I found a note stating that anything green, or that looked green, would get the goat extremely overheated. If you were wearing something along the lines of green, or perhaps the "unmentionables" were green, either way, it's your own fault for not noticing the piece of paper tied to its neck lol

[shaddow]

CORRECTION!!!! As far as I know Lyn wasn't at the party so wasn't Mel.
No scuff marks on the table Jane refused to give us dances right Master Chris....? (He'll explain later)
Mr MOM. The food was all finished that was Charger's vomit (You didn't eat that, did you?)

Originally Posted by Nec

I bent over to pick up what looked like somebody's panties

Charger's panties... you found them? Give 'em to me so that I can get my revenge

(He was stripping)

As for the scuffmarks.. It must have been the tyre marks from the Brits' Toy Car.
It was all Top Gear talk yesterday!

[Nec]

Originally Posted by Jason F Staff

Oh god, please don't let those er "unmentionables" of been Rory's as it leads to the possibility that he, at the very least, tried to repeat last years "act". I just hope they weren't his

Now what were you wearing at the time? I found a note stating that anything green, or that looked green, would get the goat extremely overheated. If you were wearing something along the lines of green, or perhaps the "unmentionables" were green, either way, it's your own fault for not noticing the piece of paper tied to its neck lol

HAHHAHA.....nope. No green ones for me. Be lucky if I was wearing any at all.

Originally Posted by shaddow

Charger's panties... you found them? Give 'em to me so that I can get my revenge

No I didnt keep them, nor was I gonna try to pry them from the goat's mouth. Besides......they had little skiddies in them

[shaddow]

haha...
He went home without any "undies" on

[Chris S STAFF]

Originally Posted by shaddow

No scuff marks on the table Jane refused to give us dances right Master Chris....? (He'll explain later)

Yes, servant shaddow. You were refused a dance...

Originally Posted by shaddow

Mr MOM. The food was all finished that was Charger's vomit (You didn't eat that, did you?)

Must have been that plate of food you tried to poison me with.

Originally Posted by Nec

No I didnt keep them, nor was I gonna try to pry them from the goat's mouth. Besides......they had little skiddies in them

I can explain that. I cra**ed my pants when I saw what shaddow was trying to do with that goat and left those nasties behind. I mean, I've heard of "stump broke goats" before but I never thought I'd actually see someone...

[shaddow]

Chris stop talking about yourself like that..

[shaddow]

Originally Posted by Chris S STAFF

Yes, servant shaddow. You were refused a dance...

No WE were refused

[Jane N STAFF]

Well they defiently were not my panties....

No self respecting girl wants VPL the day of the party - i go commando!

[Rob C STAFF]

Sorry i couldnt make it everyone, the damn wireless has been broke 4 goin on 3 weeks now and the damn computer just wouldnt connect with a wired connection. I do hope you'll all forgive me guys......

Merry Christmas everyone.......

[Jason F Staff]

Originally Posted by robcoxy

...I do hope you'll all forgive me guys.........

Forgive you? Do you deserve forgiveness? How dare you let a small minor problem like that stop you from getting online?
I see we haven't beaten the saying "nothing is impossible" into you enough, have we Rob? Mel, Jane, get those spanking bats ready. I think we need the 'special' ones, you know the ones I mean ladies. The ones with the really small needles on that you can't see with the naked eye but you sure can feel.

Spank him good ladies. I think er 50 spanks would be a good starting point. I'll leave it up to you two how many more you wish to give him.
Just be careful he doesn't like it too much, we all know how kinky he can get, lol
I believe he learned off Rory, or did Rory learn off him? I just for the life of me cannot remember which way round it was