okay heres the drill the first 10 chat up lines that go up here will get put in a poll but they've gotto be 1 of the most cheesey ist funny'st 1s u got also say if u got a result with the line ie did it start a conversation or did u get there number or somthing so i'll start it of with mine:

Nice legs what time do they open?

okay it aint origanal but it got a result while i was in america over christmas
okay good luck next nine get in

The worst one used on me has been

"Do you have a hammer and chisel with you? I ned you to make a notch in my bedpost"

and the ever cheesey "IS that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven!"

And NO! they didnt work!

okay from now on only 1 per member ok i should of explaind this at the start so i'l still use both of urs oddish ok only 6 more

I've never used this one before, but it's pretty funny...

"F*** me if i'm wrong, but is your name Helga?"

Chances are, her name won't be Helga

Here's one that my Hubby Pooh jokingly likes to use on me! :

"Say, that's a nice dress, it sure would look good balled up on the floor beside my bed!!!"

Here ya go...

"If its true what they say about "you are what you eat", then I could be you in the morning."

This is a funny one that I remember, altough I never intend to use it:

"The only good bone in you will be mine."

Hehehe, friend told me that one, dunno where he got it from though.

"Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them"
LOL

Ok Here goes mine,

" I've forgotten where I live, can I sleep at your place tonight?? "

Even though the poll list is up, I have to add,
"Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed & I live with my parents".

Knowze Gungk, you watch tooooo much Seinfeld!!!!! hahahahaaa!!!!!!

Sorry, hate to break the rules here, but I just remembered another one!!

"Excuse me, but I seem to have forgotten my phone number, may I have yours?" :lol: :P

<span style="color:red">I heard that one speedie...and I gave the guy a fake phone number.

Anyway,my pick up line here is..
"It's a good thing I brought my library card cuz I'm'a checking you out!" </span>

Is it OK if I post this other funny one instead of my first? If not then I'll just post it anyway.

"If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?"




:lol:

This is my favorite...
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

I'll just add some funny ones here...
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?"

[SIZE=2]<span style="font-family:arial">Now that the poll using the suggestions here is underway I don't see a need for keeping this thread going any more.</span>[/SIZE]