You forgot to mention the accident with the stapler.

[SIZE=1]*shrug* Hey, I'll take anything even slightly resembling a hippie...but really Topper, I'm not sure I'll be able to let you in...this isn'y really something I want on my team...

[/SIZE]Really Topper...

Rex- I think I'll stick with Snake!

This is just one im trying out of Fei, I always have a hard time picking just 1 avatar that I like.

cool new smilies! :rebel: :doh:

I have never seen such a sad sorry bunch of lame ass posts.

When does the mudslinging start?

I really hope that Steve gets here soon so I have some sort of real competition.

You guys are pathetic, I mean c'mon really.

Those of you who are interested in winning may PM me and maybe we can come to some sort of understanding.

I can make you an offer you can't refuse.

Those who would be accepted probably already know who you are.

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Lola's Bordello apparently is running out of room to advertise on her own property. So with a little persuasion and a lot of dough she was able to rent a sign at a local A&W...


How sad is that?

Do not vote for someone with such low morals. You know who to vote for if you know what is good for you.

Rex can hardly wait for all the men to take off their tops and start mudwrestling, can he?

It’s that time again!!!!!!!

Once more it looks like Gid’s Av Management Consultancy is going to wipe the floor with the so-called ‘competition’ in the war of words.

Before you all continue with your pathetic attempts, why don’t you save what little self esteem you have left and leave the proceedings on the specially provided transport generously donated by myself for use by those not affiliated with Gid’s Av Management Consultancy:


Appropriate Transport


:fight:

Steve, you should be the one who is pitied, not us intelligent people.

On another note, a new entrant to the numbskull society:

So, you think you are worthy to step into the ring do ya newish?

I must say that you seem confident if nothing else.

Maybe this has something to do with the extra training for the Av awards you’ve been doing recently.

My researchers have managed to locate a pic of the 'school' you've been going to:


Where newish gets his 'skills' from!


Looks like all those extra lessons are paying off

Well I must say it is about time. I have been waiting for some kind of competition.

I totally understand why you weren't here sooner. I was actually getting worried. So worried that I called your doctor. He explained the whole thing to me. After he told me the story I had to find actual proof. So I did a little investigating. Here is what I found in your file...



Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. :cunning:

Oh, by the way. You may want to check your 'image'. Now I am sure that it is a real knee slapper but it would be even funnier if the rest of us could see the pic.

I have no idea why any of you guys even bother to try, I'm going to win because I'm the coolest so there.

:doh: you can all start this now cause you'll be doing it soon enough.

I rock and yes I'm perfect just ask Rex!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rex...is he perfect? *Starts to :doh:* And rex, I found your medication That should make you feel better!

You retard, KJB is my wife. Try doing a little research into your posts.

While she is almost perfect she is not quite good enough to win the awards.

You may want to stop the 'snack-time' at school.


I mean honestly, your 13 years old. Don't get messed up with that. Your messed up enough already.

*Sniff Sniff* Maybe we should save this for the for the compitition. And am I 13 Rex? You never know, I could have faked my age to look younger. :doh:

This is the competition!!! This is the War of Words!!!

It's like trying to talk to a wall! :doh:

You are such easy prey Tony. You have no idea how bad your gonna get it. :cunning:

[SIZE=1]But you have to wonder why Rex REQUIRES so much mudslinging to get along in the awards.

Perhaps his avatar is NOTHING with the mudslinging, perhaps it's a: [/SIZE]

Alrighty, I see what's going on with this now. I am the way, I am the light, I am the dark inside the night! Let's play folks, my Av and prescence will speak volumes. To all who stand before me remember "you can't argue with a confident man" unk:" class="inlineimg" />

[SIZE=2]upraise this years awards above the usual level.
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Manne, was there some subliminal message we were supposed to get from that!?!? :lol:

Steve, speaking of skills...... maybe you need to work on yours! Perhaps I'm wrong, but little purple bars with yellow lettering reading "http://www.thehumorsource.com" don't really seem all that funny!! :P

Hey, i got one of those for my birthday.

Besides manne, you got nothing on anyone considering youre swedish.

Alright here is the deal. I am running an agency. I get the job done, not sleep with my clients (Lola) or drink so damn much that I forget about the whole thing (Steve).

I am a persuader of sorts. I will persuade voters to vote for you. I have several persuasion tools for this, such as a hammer for instance.

Basically it comes down to this. A vote for me is better for your health then a vote for my opposition. :cunning:

If you think you have the stomach for it then you think you can handle being part of The Family then send me a PM.

Only those who can swing a hammer or bat need apply. Those who cannot will be practiced on by my crew.