You must have had the cleanest house on the block after that one manne. Nothing like getting home from work for more work! A cousin who has a job putting signs on buses gave us two vinyl Sponge Bob stickers, each almost a metre in length. One of the children in my cub group is a huge SB fan so I gave one to him. Perhaps I should've read your experience first. Or maybe his mother should have.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RedKenny @ Jul 16 2006, 05:40 AM) [snapback]66929[/snapback]</div>Dear dear... Redkennypup... seems you are a pup after all! Lol, at least you learnt from your mistake!

When prying out a root clot in a 6" sewer pipe which rests 25 feet below a basement which has been plugged for 3 weeks and has 6 inches of backup on the basement floor, remember that weigh and gravity create pressure. For when that clog breaks free and you're in a trench you will get a raw sewage shower more quickly than you can try to get out of the way.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jdm1108 @ Jul 22 2006, 04:36 AM) [snapback]67144[/snapback]</div>
Actually,
Pressure = Weight x Area = Mass x Gravity x Area




When buying jigsawpuzzles for your kiddies (or for yourself) make sure that not half of them are featuring Winnie the Pooh in different setups, in the eventuality that some day ALL the jigsawpieces get scrambled up in a big pile and you are the one that has to re-assemble them again.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JamesV @ Jun 13 2006, 07:25 PM) [snapback]65713[/snapback]</div>When consuming the black stuff that I love so much, make sure that it is chilled for at least 3 hours in the coldest part of your fridge and 30 minutes prior to drinking it, remove it from the fridge & place it in the freezer for no longer than 30 minutes for a Super Velvet Cold Guinness. If you keep it in any longer it will explode leaving the contents of your freezer tasting of Guinness (if you like that sort of thing)

While drinking Guinness in the summer make sure you have some lovely fresh ripe strawberries & dip them into the creamy head of the pint mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I drink Guiness any time and in any weather. I also like making happy faces in the froth. mmmmm indeed.

Tiff this one is for you




EVER EVER say yes to dog sitting again for 2 weeks then please check the dates and tell me for i will be moving out for those dates - He is trashing everything i hold dear to me and this is only day 2

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oddish182000 @ Jul 26 2006, 12:03 AM) [snapback]67312[/snapback]</div>Welcome to one of the perks of enjoying puppyhood...or doghood...whatever you call it. It's one of the awesome things of nature.

You leave something out, dog destroys, he gets in trouble...he destroys again.
Tifa can't be left alone with my stuffed animals still.
She panics and rips them up.

When you are inviting a friend over to hang out, don't invite other friends over. It's completely rude to invite other friends over whom you've seen for the past few days and talk with them for hours on end and ignore the friend whom you haven't seen in a week. It is just plain disrespectful.

OK, some new wisdom from the other day!

When your partner is away at a evening meeting at work and you are home tending the childen AND you just have to swing by the store to pick up some bread and milk for breakfast DO NOT under any circumstances allow your 5 year old daughter to help you unlock the door when you get back. Chances are that she will "accidentally" drop the keys through the mail-hatch on the apartment door and thus render you homeless, wandering the streets wearing only t-shirt and slippers with two children until your partners meeting is over and she turns her phone back on and returns.