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Old 12-08-2007, 03:16 PM
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Here's a quick joke for you...

Two cows in a field.
1st cow: "Are you worried about this BSE thing?"
2nd cow: "Why should I be worried? I'm a chicken!"
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Have you heard the one about two snakes?

Snake 1 and 2 are slithering through the grass and snake number 2 pauses.

Snake 2: Are we poisonous?
Snake 1: No, why?
Snake 2: I just bit my tongue.

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A couple of classics, but here goes:

Why did the Rhino cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!

Why did the Tiger cross the road?
He was stuck to the Rhinos foot!



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Another lame, yet funny joke:

Why was the sheep feeling down?
He was having a very baaaaaad day!
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terrible, sorry mate but just bit to sh*t
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terrible, sorry mate but just bit to sh*t
OK, they weren't exactly funny haha, but thats a bit harsh.
You must've laughed a little bit, even if it was because they were so lame. If not then well er I don't know.
Maybe it's my sense of humour
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:31 AM
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i mate made me chuckle
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You see, the lame jokes are best for getting people to laugh. They're so bad that they're actually funny
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