Ever wondered what happened to our former MOM's (hahaha)
Rumour is, they were kidnaped and taken to "The Place"

"The Place" is too gory, dark and evil place especially made for "MOM's"
Necro BEWARE!
All MOM's go there from all different websites....................
Let's make a new game or something.

I start e.g.

The new MOM was taken to "The Place"
The Grim was holding him tight.

Then the next person continues...
He managed to break free and fell down.
He tried to run away.


Just add what happens next.
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The Grim took our MOM and flew away with him tightly in his hands...
They were reaching "The Place". Guards were everywhere

but a giraffe called colin got him and they went on an adventure to kenya where they met mike the mear cat and charlie the chimp the four went on to have many happy adventures together exploring the world and bringing peace to the world.

but evil doctor know-it-all is on the loose and captured them

HHHHEEEELLLLLLLLPPP!!!!

[Meanwhile in Iceland]

Colonel Jay was in Iceland, he heard screams!

He knew at first that there "4" were in trouble.

He contacted lieutenants Mel & Jane for they were in The White
House (What are they doing there?)

"Help!! I'm in danger! Bring your strongest weapon! "The Pink Belt" Jay cried

Lt Jane was doing - ahem - favours for Jack Bauer and Mel was training the attack dogs when they got the call on their beepers....

it was jungle jim who lives in a bin who's quite good at playing his violin.
He had a mission to find the lost golden monkey satue named ivavu, mel was on a mission............

but Lt J & M were already flying to Iceland, using their multi-purpose PS3s
Suddenly, Jane heard a loud noise. They were being chased by Xbox360s and Wiis (What is a small system like a Wii doing there?)
Bang! Mel was hit by flying Halo 3s. She was falling...
Jane took a dive down with her PS3.........

then realised crap im not in iceland im in jamaica ........"WHAT?"
there was bob marley who wanted all these halo games inexchange he would take you on a magical musical adventure. mel was happy to do this and called up the api crew and we went on a most brilliant adventure with bill and ted phone box as we borrowed it with the help of bob marley..........

But Bob Marley was Evil Doctor Know-it-all in disguise

"OH NO" I said running to the nearest tree i clambered up and guess what the chimps had the statue of ivavu, however the chimps where not on our side but where actually under the control of the Dr ............................

But Colonel Jay came to the rescue....
He climbed up the tree like the monkey he is and put in a small GTA IV game in the chimpanzee's arse hair which was in it's arse... ( Gory, I know)
He saved sam and jumped out of the tree with him.
The game exploded and the chimpanzee became a baboon... (haha)

shazam the baboon ran rampant the started humping surfers leg hahahhahahahahaha oh we all laughed the baboon got mad and began chasing us with the statue of ivavu but the greedy little monkeys had left bannana skins on the floor the baboon slipped and up in the air went the staue out of the corner of my eye Lyndon grabbed the statue then we all looked at the dr who for some unknown reason was riding a unicycle upsidedown with his hands playing a tambereen with his feet but then.............................................. .....

It seemed he was transforming into a clown of mass destruction

Oh Sh*t............

His Greatest weapon was a guitar from Guitar Hero.
Everytime he played it, he multiplied himself.

Yes the correct sentence is...
Oh Sh*t

its 50ft clown with a frown thats got a hat a funny shade of brown, he began to breakdance like mchammer and we all had a good time ,,,,stop , hammer time.

hahahaha........

(This is just 4 fun) ok ok
That was a nice try
But your rhymes are like a butterfly, they flutter by

I'm never gonna stop, untill I'm dead
like 2pac with a few holes in my head

Dr know-it-all Just dissed fred... is he gonna take it?

<<looks between the two with a raised brow and snatches thier drugs away from them>>

................Then The Doc took his guitar and it barely missed Colonel Jay's head but hit his behind turning it into a billion baboon arses...
Luckily, shaddow had a flawless potion of which he drank before-hand to make him immune to everything endangering him

Los que buscan una respuesta pudieron o no pudieron conseguirla....

Do you know your spanish?

He went to PAT Third Echelon to find out more about his "superpowers".
It has been said that a man with a billion baboon arses will come here seeking advice about his "superpowers" but will find out that it's void to him....
He can only use them for 15 mins

The only way to make his billion baboon arses vanish is to get a girlfriend and marry her (Has to be from APi)