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Old 06-11-2002, 02:18 PM
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8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"

7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."

6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."

5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."

4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."

3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."

2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."

1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."
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Old 06-11-2002, 02:35 PM
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That's pretty good stuff. #3 got me to LOL
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Old 06-11-2002, 02:38 PM
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LOL...funny stuff.
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Old 06-11-2002, 04:01 PM
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LOL!!! heh heh, hate to even think about #1!! Man, why'd ya have to do that!?!? I guess there goes my Chinese food eating for the rest of my life!!
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Old 06-12-2002, 07:12 AM
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Until now I really liked moo goo gai pan. Thanks for the warning.
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Old 06-15-2002, 02:02 AM
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lol that's pretty funny i really like #1! heheehehehehehe
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Old 06-18-2002, 07:08 AM
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I am never eating chiense again!! lol!
Does anyone like "dove" by moony? I love it!!
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Old 06-19-2002, 12:24 AM
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LOL!
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Old 06-19-2002, 12:36 AM
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he he he he he he


ROFLMAO.....real good!
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Old 12-03-2002, 08:49 AM
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HEHE those were good! Number 1 was hilarious! :lol:
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Old 02-15-2003, 01:46 PM
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They were pretty funny. He is an other that you might want to put on your list.
" Man who stand on toilet high on pot."
" Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk!"
"winning number, 89, 90,35,54,93."
" Before you attack her wrap your wacker!"
" Sorry try again next time."



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Old 02-16-2003, 04:38 AM
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lol! Damn, I'm chinese so i can't avoid it. Oh well, better eat my soup then.
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Old 02-20-2003, 03:39 AM
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Man those are disgusting, especially #1. The rest too but #1 just takes the biscuit. I think I'll tell my dad to lay off the chinese cause if even half this stuff's true then I don't want to see another chinese meal for the rest of my life.
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Old 05-21-2003, 10:10 PM
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Great, But I thin you can do better, How about

Hey, Look over your shoulder my moms comming to eat your a$$ or something like that, Wow that one was crappy
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Old 05-21-2003, 10:17 PM
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<span style="color:red">I think you forgot a classic one from Mickey Blue Eyes.

"You like Chinese food."

Pretty perverted..but pretty funny. :tired: </span>
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:33 PM
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That's pretty good stuff. #3 got me to LOL
Yeah, I have to agree! But I liked most of them!
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How about "you will have a restless night with many journeys". :stink: :stink: :stink:
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Old 05-23-2003, 08:44 AM
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Originally posted by dzdandcunfsd@Jun 11 2002, 09:18 PM
1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."
You dont have to be chinese for that one.
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Old 05-25-2003, 08:47 PM
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Thats right GK and it dosnt even have to be soup!
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