Worst Joke In The World Thread

[pokerdon]

OK, we all know some really bad jokes, so here is your chance, in its very own thread, to bare all without embarresment.

I will kick off with.............

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

Yes, it was the chickens day off!!!!!!!!!

[Ganon19]

There's hundreds of these jokes about Co,Kerry in Ireland 99% might not understand the joke if your not from Ireland well here it is:

Why do Kerry dogs have flat faces?

they chase parked cars.

[Melinda S STAFF]

Why do want to avoid enlisting in the army if your name is Billy?

Because the man will always order to "Fire at Will!"

[shaddow]

Heres one: hi, bye

[pokerdon]

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

[pokerdon]

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

[Melinda S STAFF]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

[Ghost of Gn'r Past]

why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?

he thought it was a game

[N.O.B]

here is one:there was a man walking then he falled

[Melinda S STAFF]

A blind man walks into a bar and has his seeing eye Chihuahua at hand. Without any warning he starts spinning the Chihuahua around by its tail.

When the bartender asks what he's doing the man replies, "I'm just having a look around."

[pokerdon]

Thats an oldie but a GOLDIE Mel!!! lol

[Lyndon M STAFF]

My paycheck likely qualifies for "worst joke".

[Melinda S STAFF]

No Lyndon, mine does.

[MasterofTerasKasi]

What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?

ELEPHINO! (say it out loud)

...Man, I thought that joke was hilarious when I was 8.

[urbanterritory]

here comes a dirty joke...

a man was walking down the street
tripped and fell over mud...

[N.O.B]

ok :

there was two guys one of them was fighting some bees
the other one asked him :did you fight the bees?
and he said i did fight bees but they won