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Oooohhh Maaaaaaaaannnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! Yooooooooo Hooooooo!!!!!!! |
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#27
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| Ok, since this is the department of stupid riddles. You have three sticks. How do you go on about forming them into a circle?
__________________ 'Did you say pig, or fig?' |
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#28
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| They're licquorice, so just bend 'em!! :P (then give 'em to me so I can eat 'em!!) |
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#29
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| Nah, I aint giving you no licquorice, your mouth is dirty enough as it is. The sticks are made out of a very very brittle kind of wood. That ought to give it away :lol:
__________________ 'Did you say pig, or fig?' |
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#30
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| Turn them into sawdust and make your circle with that. |
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#31
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| Yes, something like that. The floor is yours, remebernow, it's stupid riddles!
__________________ 'Did you say pig, or fig?' |
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#32
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| It's probably balsa wood or bamboo. Then soak it in water and it becomes rather flexible. I don't know. |
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#33
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| Here is the next stupid riddle... A man is dead in his cabin by the lake. How did he die? You may ask questions that I can answer with a yes/no answer. |
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#34
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Are you sure he's dead!?!?!? :lol: OK, sorry,......... starvation?? |
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#35
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| I can't see him from here but the question says he is dead, so he must be dead. :P No, not starvation. |
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#36
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| Oh brother, now I'm gonn amix this one up with WB:s :lol: Was he killed?
__________________ 'Did you say pig, or fig?' |
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#37
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| Do the six men knocking on his cabin door need what's in the briefcase!?!? :lol: Oooh, I just crack myself up!!! hehehehehe OK, seriously... Did he fall into it from above, like from a plane!?!? (ya know, it $ucks when your 'chute doesn't work!! ) |
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#38
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| Manne: Yes, meaning he did not die of a natural cause. Suze: No, he did not fall into the cabin he was in the cabin the whole time. |
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#39
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| Was his death caused by dehydration. |
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#40
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| Gabe: No, his death was not caused by dehydration. |
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#41
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| Was he killed by some poisonous 'creepy crawly'? h34r:" class="inlineimg" /> |
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#42
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| Did he die in a plane crash? |
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#43
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| Did his death involve aliens with big teeth and ray guns???????? ![]() |
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#44
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| Did he comitt suicide? I like that one! |
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#45
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| Bid: No Knowze: Yes, I guess the next stupid riddle is up to you. His cabin is the cabin of a plane, it crashed by a lake. |
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#46
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| A girl gets onto a swing & after a couple of seconds she falls off. Why did she fall? That one stupid enough for ya? |
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#47
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| Is it because there was nothing holding the swing up? |
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#48
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| Nope, nothing wrong with the swing. |