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Old 02-24-2003, 08:28 PM
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She didn't hang on, while the swing was moving?
Well you did say "stupid"
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Old 02-24-2003, 11:31 PM
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Your on the right track there Bid
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Old 02-25-2003, 11:11 AM
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She has no arms? You said bid was on the right track!
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Old 02-25-2003, 01:25 PM
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Sounds to me like she's been on a date with Steve and he's got her liqoured up real good and then he's to cheap to take her to the amusement park and so he takes her to a swingset and there they both pass out and sleep a dreamless sleep until morning when the enchantment of the night before will be lost and all that remains is two broken front teeth and the rancid stench of vomit rising from Steves green velvet shirt.
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Old 02-25-2003, 01:39 PM
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Oi!!!!!!!

I'll have you know that having some fun on a swing when you're drunk and with an equally drunk women is great fun (until you fall off, that is)

Don’t knock it until ya try it



........and it was a purple velvet shirt btw!!


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Old 02-25-2003, 01:56 PM
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Was it a rope swing out over the water?
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Old 02-25-2003, 05:38 PM
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Congrats' Tony. She did indeed fall off the because she has no arms.

You may now have the floor.
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Old 02-25-2003, 06:03 PM
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I can't think of any hard ones so the floor is open to anyone who wants to go!
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Old 02-26-2003, 01:32 PM
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I'll take the floor again if nobody minds...

You have a piece of string, how can you cut all the way through the string without creating two pieces?
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Old 02-26-2003, 01:49 PM
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This must be wrong, but one way of doing it is to cut along the the string, and stop halfway.
The string would look something like a snakes tounge, and you will still have cut all the way through.
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Old 02-26-2003, 05:51 PM
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No you wouldn't have cut all the way through since you stopped half-way.

There is a way to do this without cutting the string all the way through.
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Old 02-26-2003, 06:11 PM
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Is it, make more than 2 pieces when cutting them¿
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Old 02-26-2003, 06:24 PM
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Sorry, I'll add this to the question then... you cannot create two or more pieces. Trust me that is what I meant with the original question.
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Old 02-26-2003, 06:27 PM
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I don't know if this is right but, cut it into two peices and then tie them togeather!
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Old 02-26-2003, 06:31 PM
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But you would have cut it into two pieces now wouldn't ya?
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:53 PM
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If the piece of string was made as a loop (One peice, not tied) and you cut it through you would still
only have one piece.
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Old 02-27-2003, 02:34 PM
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Well he certainly 'Knowze' his stuff. Go ahead.
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Old 02-28-2003, 02:27 AM
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I can't think of anything stupid & challenging at the moment. So here's an easy one.

Who want's the floor?
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Old 02-28-2003, 04:50 AM
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I'll take it!!

How do you spell Boston backwards??
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Old 02-28-2003, 05:24 AM
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Bee Oh Ess Tee Oh En, Bee Ay See Kay Double-yoo Ay Are Dee Ess.

That's too easy Speedie, try again
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Old 03-07-2003, 09:16 PM
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Hey, these are supposed to be 'dumb' ones, so I guess I was spot on, wasn't I!? :lol:

Mr. Gungk, since you were correct, you get the floor!!
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Old 03-08-2003, 12:53 AM
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Aww, I don't want the floor.

Fine, I'll ask a stupid one.

<strike>Why did Speedie cross the road?</strike>

Oh, wait a minute, that one only works on blokes.

What is green & sticky?
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Old 03-08-2003, 05:53 AM
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A stick, as I remember.
Wait a minute, sticks aren't green, they're grey.
I have to go with gut instinct here and say
- A really old turd.
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