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#51
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| She didn't hang on, while the swing was moving? Well you did say "stupid" |
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#52
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| Your on the right track there Bid |
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#53
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| She has no arms? You said bid was on the right track! |
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#54
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| Sounds to me like she's been on a date with Steve and he's got her liqoured up real good and then he's to cheap to take her to the amusement park and so he takes her to a swingset and there they both pass out and sleep a dreamless sleep until morning when the enchantment of the night before will be lost and all that remains is two broken front teeth and the rancid stench of vomit rising from Steves green velvet shirt.
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#55
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| Oi!!!!!!! I'll have you know that having some fun on a swing when you're drunk and with an equally drunk women is great fun (until you fall off, that is) Don’t knock it until ya try it ........and it was a purple velvet shirt btw!! |
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#56
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| Was it a rope swing out over the water? |
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#57
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| Congrats' Tony. She did indeed fall off the because she has no arms. You may now have the floor. |
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#58
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| I can't think of any hard ones so the floor is open to anyone who wants to go! |
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#59
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| I'll take the floor again if nobody minds... You have a piece of string, how can you cut all the way through the string without creating two pieces? |
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#60
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| This must be wrong, but one way of doing it is to cut along the the string, and stop halfway. The string would look something like a snakes tounge, and you will still have cut all the way through. ![]()
__________________ 'Did you say pig, or fig?' |
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#61
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| No you wouldn't have cut all the way through since you stopped half-way. There is a way to do this without cutting the string all the way through. |
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#62
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| Is it, make more than 2 pieces when cutting them¿ |
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#63
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| Sorry, I'll add this to the question then... you cannot create two or more pieces. Trust me that is what I meant with the original question. |
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#64
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| I don't know if this is right but, cut it into two peices and then tie them togeather! |
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#65
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| But you would have cut it into two pieces now wouldn't ya? |
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#66
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| If the piece of string was made as a loop (One peice, not tied) and you cut it through you would still only have one piece. |
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#67
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| Well he certainly 'Knowze' his stuff. |
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#68
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| I can't think of anything stupid & challenging at the moment. So here's an easy one. Who want's the floor? |
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#69
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| I'll take it!! How do you spell Boston backwards?? |
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#70
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| Bee Oh Ess Tee Oh En, Bee Ay See Kay Double-yoo Ay Are Dee Ess. That's too easy Speedie, try again |
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#71
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| Hey, these are supposed to be 'dumb' ones, so I guess I was spot on, wasn't I!? :lol: Mr. Gungk, since you were correct, you get the floor!! |
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#72
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| Aww, I don't want the floor. Fine, I'll ask a stupid one. <strike>Why did Speedie cross the road?</strike> Oh, wait a minute, that one only works on blokes. What is green & sticky? |
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#73
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| A stick, as I remember. Wait a minute, sticks aren't green, they're grey. I have to go with gut instinct here and say - A really old turd. :lol:
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