Two strangers were seated next to each other on the
plane when the first guy turned to the second and
said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger."

The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed
it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first
guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about
nuclear power?"

"OK," said the second guy. "That could be an
interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said the second guy, "How is it that you
feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know s*&t?"

Very good, I'll be using that one at work.

Heh heh heh..... that is definitely a good one!!! :lol:




A young man and woman are out dancing, slow dancing, snuggled real close and rubbing up against each other a lot. (ya know)
He's got his face burried in her neck and says to her, "You smell really good, what's that you have on?" She says, "It's a scent from Estée Lauder called Beautiful, I'm glad you like it!"........
So, they dance some more, all rubbing against each other some more, and she says to him, "You smell really good too, what's that you have on?" and he says.......
"I have a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"

:lol:

(One of my seventy-something year-old patients told me that one at work yesterday!! Dirty old man!! :lol: )

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All you have to do is press close all tags and then it will do that stuff! And good ones FJ, they made me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: laugh out loud.(LOL)