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| Manne and two of his buddies visited Copenhagen and decided to go to a bordello. They knocked on the door and the Madame opened. Madame: What do you want? Manne: We want to come in. We are Swedish. Madame: How much money are you willing to spend here? Manne: We have altogether 250 crones. Madame: 250 crones!! For that price you can f*ck each other! After saying this the Madame slammed the door shut. After about 15 minutes the same 3 Swedish guys knocked on the door again. Madame: Well, what do you want now? Manne: Where can we pay? :lol: :lol: :P |
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| Very Funny, Now lets not bring up Manne's memories of losing his virginity although I am sure he will remember it for ever. |
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| Oh shut up. :lol: When I lost my virginity it was dark, damp and I was scared and all alone. :P Here are some copys of the diary entrys when sus and Fj lost theirs. :P :lol: edited by Sus herself, not for the thought process behind the comments, which I thought were very funny, but for the 'naughty' words that we've got to be careful of. But, LOL big time!!!!!!
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| Oooh, I think I hit a touchy spot there, eh Manne!!?!?? :lol: Well, when I read the joke, I just had to alter it a bit to fit ya! It was originally given to me as "three Swedes"...... heeheheheee!! Certainly no offense meant there Buddy!! |
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| AAHhhhhhhh, I wanted to remeber those days when I scrawled in my diary all over again. Huddled up on my bed busily penning in my diary about my most memorable days in the Babysitter's Club and the Saddle club. :P |
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| Sorry about the "naught so good job" censuring my own post, I guess I got a bit carried away thinking back on them good ole days in Denmark. But in the words of Iggy Pop: An @ss is an @ss. It seems as if one of the right persons recieved their responces though, right sus
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