George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think
I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah,
I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...

"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

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Good one!

ooh ooh ooh, i have one



[quote]on tusday george and sadam husain met sadam husain said lets go to my office so they flew to iraq and one the back of his chair wher three buttens bush pressed them all and three solders blew up bush says way to go smar @$$! he said lets go to my office so they flew over to america and on the back of bushes chair sadam pressed them and then turned on the tv and it said "Bush declaired war by blowing up iraq in 4 places" he turned it off and went back, when he
got back one of the four places was his and 5.million soldgers
sadam acting stupid said what the h**l and pressed a buten on him self and blew up.........................ha ha??????

The first one was great, classic, absolutely classic. That ones a keeper and a sender. Second one I had no clue what was being said, no seriously, I couldn't. But from what I understand, it was pretty good, I think.

thanx .................................................. ............................. i think...... hahahahahahahaahah................................ ........

lol, thats a good one[b][color=red] :lol: :lol:

The biggest difference between the Clinton administration and the Bush administration is that now the interns do the work and Bush sucks.

HA! good one.
Rufus 3000