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Old 05-02-2003, 01:15 PM
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Well, lets try to stick to just pick up lines... you know the ones that maybe have a snowballs chance in hell to get you a woman/guy in the sack later that night! Also one other thing make sure to read ALL the posts so as not to repeat, although it is good to see so many following the ball of cheez line!

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Old 05-02-2003, 01:23 PM
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Good on ya, SS for making sure your topic stays true eace:

Apparently, the most popular line in the UK is

Can I buy you a drink?

and don't forget the old faithfuls

Don't I know you from somewhere?

and

My mate fancies you!

which does actually work! :disco:
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:55 PM
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Don't I know you from somewere?
Not recomended if standing in line to the STD doctors and some fine piece of a** walks by.
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'Did you say pig, or fig?'
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:24 PM
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And don't tell me, that happened to a friend of yours, Manne?


Heh heh heh... :lol:
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Old 05-03-2003, 04:54 PM
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<span style="color:red">"F :swear: k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Edna?"

Although that one is not 100% useful since you may one day actually meet an Edna.</span>
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Old 05-15-2003, 10:38 PM
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Have I ever Told You I'm An Actor with Several Large parts under my belt :cunning:
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Old 05-19-2003, 08:59 PM
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i have a couple

"If you were a bougar i'd pick you"

and

"Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants" :woot:
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:55 PM
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Nice One Hoopz, I think you told me that one on saturday, Anyways

I'm searching for a perticular treasure, Mind if I look around your chest? :drool:
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Old 05-20-2003, 09:58 PM
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I have some more

"I may not be fred flintstone but i can sure make your bed-rock"

"do you believe in love at first sight or do i need to walk by again"

"somebody call the cops cause you just stole my heart" unk:" class="inlineimg" />
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:04 PM
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Some More From Me Boys and Girls,

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

THATS ALL FOLKS unk:" class="inlineimg" /> eace:
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:12 PM
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<span style="color:red">Ones that will not work:

"I like your laugh because it sounds like a machine gun."

"You're so short and skinny that you remind me of my grandma."

"You're so sweet you remind me of my dog...but don't worry..it's a good dog, it'll sit when I tell it to."</span>
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Old 05-25-2003, 04:25 AM
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I hear that humans have 206 bones in their body - want another one?

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Old 05-26-2003, 09:26 PM
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I know this one is from Cruel Intentions but its works really well...

"God your beautiful." girl replies "Thank you" with a smile and a little giggle with a fix of the hair behind the ear (Just like the movie) guy says "I'm gonna take you out to lunch." of course girl says "Ok."

Trust me it works i've used it...it works i was with a girl for over 6 months cause of that line.
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Old 06-01-2003, 06:12 AM
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[SIZE=1]<span style="color:blue">do you have any maori (any race will do) in you?
<span style="color:red">no
would you like some? :2cool: </span></span>[/SIZE]
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:05 AM
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Ask the girl "Do you like Mexican Food?" Invariably, she will respond with "yes". When she does, look down at your crotch and exclaim, "D'ya hear that, Amigo?"
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:57 PM
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When you come to a fork in the road take it.

would you like some fries with that shake.

Wanna see what I bring to the party?

Eat your food, your starving people in china.

We can be like dolphins and go swim naked, and thats not skinny dipping thats being a mammal.

Rufus Out!
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Old 06-05-2003, 06:07 PM
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Hey all, I got another, but only use it on models

Hey I hear you models are on an all liquid diet, Good, Cause what i got will fill you up nice and good. :drool:
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