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Old 07-12-2006, 06:44 AM
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Suddenly the Iron Bathtub turned into a Giant Oyster Shell which opened, revealing the Greek Goddess of Love, Aphrodite...
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:25 AM
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Aphrodite enchanted Blowadingdong at first with her stunning good looks, but as Blowadingdong began to speak he was interrupted by Aphrodite chastising him over not loving his father like he should.
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This display of pure soppyness being displayed in the kitchen enraged the now starving customers (who unfortunately were able to see all through the kitchen hatch) and as one they went for Wayne, who just happened to be closest....
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Old 07-13-2006, 02:54 AM
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Wayne saw the Hyenas coming so he quickly disappeared inside his pan while Aphrodite gave them a kiss that completely made them forget why they came to the restaurant in the first place...
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Old 07-13-2006, 09:55 AM
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From the safety of his pan, Wayne gave a nod, a wink and a flick of his middle finger and turned the now dazed hyenas into fur coats, which littered the kitchen floor.
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Old 07-13-2006, 10:01 AM
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Upon seeing the coats blowadingdong and blowadingding had the same idea at once... open a fur coat store!
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Old 07-13-2006, 02:51 PM
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No sooner had the father son combo put the sign above the door on "Fur Real, Y'all" than Pamela Anderson was standing naked in the middle of the shop complaining that they were selling poor cuddly, warm, attractive....animal skins..............
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:47 AM
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Although taken aback by this sudden intrusion, Blowadingdong and his son, Blowadingding, soon came to their senses, picked up needles, and popped Pam's chest area sending her flying like a balloon with a puncture all the way over to China where SHE was now used as a skin coat...
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Old 07-14-2006, 03:34 PM
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In the midst of all this no one had noticed that Wrinkle had managed to guide the meerkats to safety outside.
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Old 07-15-2006, 06:55 AM
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Suddenly Wrinkle, whose body was like his namesake, saw a Dry Cleaners and decided it was about time he had ALL his creases ironed out...
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Twinkle and Sprinkle, his top lieutenants, guarded the front entrance as Wrinkle entered the dry cleaners.
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As the two top lieutenents guarded the front entrance to the dry cleaners, one courageous adolescent meerkat named Tinkle decided he would take on Bolowabadingdong and Blowadingdong by using distasteful public action.

(btw, it's blowadingdong and bolowabadingdong right?)
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Old 07-16-2006, 04:29 AM
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As the father and son team were being attacked by the young twinkle, they realised it must be their strange names that made everyone so violent, therefore they changed their name to Bob Snr and Bob Jnr...
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However, in a strange clerical error, it was the younger Bob that got to choose his name first and even tho he did choose to be Jnr, he Trademarked the name and everytime young Bob Jnr's Dad used the name, he had to hand over royalties to his greedy son.
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Months went by until Bob Jnr received a strange letter through the post that stated that the name he had registered as a trademark was already registered and he owed the real Bob £1 Billion which he decided to steal from both Bill Gates and Roman Abramovich (Chelsea football club's Russian multi-billionaire owner) h34r:" class="inlineimg" />
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And as those months rolled by, the meerkat clan also had produced some 300 odd soldier meerkats ready to fight the Bob Duo.
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:17 AM
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To up their Strength, the Meerkat Soldiers trained under Master Isagi (or whatever his name was) from the Karate Kid films, but they got sooo tired of Waxing On and Waxing Off that they killed him, drained and absorbed his life energy, then gradually turned themselves into Unstoppable Cyber-Meerkats with a new purpose in life to take over not only this planet, but the entire Universe...
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Old 07-25-2006, 06:49 AM
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(I'll carry on seeming as nobody else wants to)

The two Bobs realised what had happened to the Meerkats, so they too decided to become Cyber-Warriors to battle the Cyber-Meerkat army so they could be declared Saviours Of The Universe and not have to pay any money that they owed for breach of copyrights and stuff...

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Old 08-03-2006, 11:52 AM
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The only problem was a defect in the technique caused the Cyber Bobs to urinate uncontrollably every time they looked at a meerkat.
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This however was an oily residue that resulted from the cyber modifications. This residue had the bonus side effect of being extremely slippy for a meerkat (cyber or otherwise) to walk on.
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