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**Melinda S STAFF** · #51 08-09-2006, 02:44 AM

The classical child's game of putting everyone's foot in and reciting the Ink a Bink a Bottle of Ink, but once she reached the end she was left with only her foot and so she had to invent another way; she decided to go with the old fashioned method of..

**Chris S STAFF** · #52 08-09-2006, 09:36 AM

She decided to go with the old fashioned method of... a duel to the death between father and son using the only weapons available, trash can lids and garden rakes.

Rory K STAFF · #53 08-09-2006, 02:52 PM

As the cyberBobs squared up to each other with their rakes and bin lids, Mrs Trophy Wife thought to herself that she really ought to move to a more upmarket neighbourhood, with...when suddenly her day dream was shattered as the cyberBob to her left grabbed...................

jay290783 · #54 08-10-2006, 06:34 AM

[SIZE=2]Trophy Wife's perfectly clean foot and used her as an extra weapon, hitting CyberBob 2 over and over until all his circuits short-circuited which caused him to...[/SIZE]

**Melinda S STAFF** · #55 08-12-2006, 02:18 AM

Moonwalk whilst singing "Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain, and while all this was happening the meerkats huddled together to plan their final move code named "Bologna".

jay290783 · #56 08-12-2006, 08:40 AM

[SIZE=2]Unfortunately, there was a large percentage of the few remaining Meerkats that thought the word was Bolognese so they decided it was time to go eat...[/SIZE]

**Chris S STAFF** · #57 08-15-2006, 08:41 AM

While most of the Meerkats were dining, a handful of vegetarian Meerkats remained to commence with "Operation Bologna" which required the use of...

jay290783 · #58 08-16-2006, 06:29 AM

[SIZE=2]...Italian footballers (soccer players). Afterall, they were fantastic divers so they could distract the enemy while the Cyber-Meerkats... [/SIZE]

**Chris S STAFF** · #59 08-17-2006, 12:03 AM

...constructed a trebuchet. As the footballers booted heads of cabbage and rutabagas from 50 yards away, five meerkats snuck off to...

jay290783 · #60 08-17-2006, 06:13 AM

[SIZE=2]...start their own little country as they had had enough of all this fighting. They drew up plans to create the perfect Utopia and almost had the place finished when something quite unexpected happened, they found an underground cavern full of every type of precious ore and jewels know to man and some never seen before so the Cyber-Meerkats decided to...[/SIZE]

jay290783 · #61 08-31-2006, 04:54 AM

[SIZE=2]...start their own little country as they had had enough of all this fighting. They drew up plans to create the perfect Utopia and almost had the place finished when something quite unexpected happened, they found an underground cavern full of every type of precious ore and jewels know to man and some never seen before so the Cyber-Meerkats decided to... [/b][/quote]
complete the Utopia and open a massive Mall in the middle of the City of Meerkatsville (which they named their Utopian Paradise). The Cyber-Meerkats then used some of their new found wealth to downgrade themselves back into normal meerkats and then began to live happily ever after until the unexpected happened...[/SIZE]

**Melinda S STAFF** · #62 09-05-2006, 02:39 AM

An unexpected egg rolled through their town, causing the meerkats to call upon their famous scientist buddy, Gad which was short for Gadget.

jay290783 · #63 09-05-2006, 04:48 AM

[SIZE=2]Gadget, although in the top 2% of the worlds smartest people, was one atom short of a molecule, so when he stated, in a matter of fact kinda way, that the egg was a dinosaur egg, nobody believed him...[/SIZE]

Rory K STAFF · #64 09-06-2006, 02:31 AM

If Gadget had got one minute longer to speak before being laughed at he would have said that the egg was about to open and that heating it would speed up the arrival of the baby dinasaur - (a veloci-sumfing he thought scratching his head as he walk back to his lab).

But he didnt, and several of the meerkats, hungry after all the laughing decided to boil this massive egg.....

jay290783 · #65 09-06-2006, 06:22 AM

[SIZE=2]Unable to wait for the egg to hard boil, the meerkats turned the heat up to maximum, which resulted in teh egg cracking and a cute little dinosaur popping it's head out.
Unfortunately, the dinosaur was also VERY hungry...[/SIZE]

jay290783 · #66 10-04-2006, 08:22 AM

The dinosaur began to run riot through the City of Meerkatsville. It tried to eat all the meerkats, but they had technology from three thousand years in the future so they managed to...

**Melinda S STAFF** · #67 10-04-2006, 01:44 PM

Throw massive amounts of wet towels at Dinosaur's nostrils, causing it to sneeze itself inside out.

**Lyndon M STAFF** · #68 10-04-2006, 04:28 PM

Upon seeing the mess this made an arguement soon started as to who should clean it up.

jay290783 · #69 10-05-2006, 07:15 AM

Gadget, or Gad for short, turned up again and devised a way to solve the problem. He would build a specialist line of Meerkat robots that would clean everything up and do the general "yucky" tasks. However he needed some specialist materials which were...

**Mike C STAFF** · #70 10-05-2006, 07:51 AM

called stinky clay and found only in the core of the sun.

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