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Rory K STAFF · #76 10-06-2006, 05:44 AM

One enterprising young meerkat suggested that any solution to the problem was going to cost a fortune and at in order to fund such a project they should sell the TV rights to the End of the Universe to Fox.
The High Council agreed so the young meerkat headed off to the Fox headquarters.

The first question they asked was - "What is your name, young meerkat?...."

**Melinda S STAFF** · #77 10-06-2006, 11:01 AM

And the meerkat replied saying his name was Cuddles and began to plead with the Fox Network to save his colony so that they could get back to normal ways of life, back when all they did was dig.

**Mike C STAFF** · #78 10-06-2006, 10:09 PM

The Fox Network agreed, but they said the only tool they can use to dig is a plastic spoon.

jay290783 · #79 10-07-2006, 04:20 AM

This, of course, confused the the young Meerkat who had always had trouble distinguishing the 2.5ml side of the plastic medicine spoons from the 5ml side, so he went and told the Meerkat High Council the deal who, in turn, decided that they should try to sell the rights to the USA Network to try to get a better deal or at least start a bidding war.

**Melinda S STAFF** · #80 10-08-2006, 01:17 AM

The Meerkat High Councel however, only started a complete disinterest from both parties and thus leaving the meerkat colony with the only other network available, Public Broadcasting System. They were allowed to only be on television if they agreed to work with the cast on Sesame Street.

jay290783 · #81 10-08-2006, 07:40 AM

Big Bird, however, was quite miffed at the idea of having to share the limelight with a bunch of "rats", so the meerkat's were left with only one chance, go speak to all the top ten richest people in the world to try and get a minimum of £100million from each of them in order to fund the colonization of the only planet in the universe that would survive a universal devastation, Pluto (which would miraculously turn into a New Earth after the destruction of everything else).

Rory K STAFF · #82 10-08-2006, 08:39 AM

Disney, however, took umbridge at the fact they had been ignored in the negotiations to televise the end of the universe AND the fact that one of their characters had been chosen as the new home for meerkats.

Their head of Security, Mr Leavim S C Reaming, was issued with instructions to leave no meerkat alive, and he had access to the entire disney arsenal....

jay290783 · #83 10-09-2006, 05:26 AM

King Mickey was told to mobilize all the Disney characters and send them off in all their little Gummi Ships.
When they got to the City of Meerkatsville they found the place deserted except for a giant crop circle shaped like a giant ice-cream cone...

**Melinda S STAFF** · #84 10-09-2006, 10:43 AM

Despite popular belief (among Disney characters) that the meerkats had abandoned them, the meerkats appeared from underneath the ice cream cone, though very skiddish in doing so.

jay290783 · #85 10-10-2006, 06:57 AM

They then started to pound the Disney army with Ice-creamballs (like snowballs) which made the Disney characters angry so they sent out their Hunger Soldiers who started to catch the ice-creamballs in their mouths and eat them.

**Melinda S STAFF** · #86 10-10-2006, 10:50 AM

The great Meerkat general summoned up his band of dogs, led by Mickey's faithful friend Pluto, to attack the hunger squad.

jay290783 · #87 10-11-2006, 06:44 AM

Mickey was stunned that his loyal pooch was on the oppositions side, so he had to think of a way to turn Pluto into some kind of double agent, "I know", thought Mickey, "I'll use a box Scooby Snacks to turn him".

**Melinda S STAFF** · #88 10-12-2006, 01:59 AM

Sadly for Mickey, Pluto wasn't swayed by his scooby snacks but rather Goofy's pet dog Lady whom was on the Disney side.

jay290783 · #89 10-12-2006, 04:12 AM

Unfortunately for Pluto, Tramp was also on the side of Disney, so another entirely seperate fight occurred between Pluto and Tramp for the affections of Lady who actually had her eye on the Science Meerkat Gadget (Gad for short). Whether it was due to love or she was just hungry, Gad wasn't entirely sure.

**Melinda S STAFF** · #90 10-15-2006, 02:20 AM

There was only one way to tell why Lady was enthralled with the Meerkat Man and so Gad took the honors of ordering a big hefty plate of speghetti and hoped that Lady loved him for him, not for his lovely cooking abililties.

jay290783 · #91 10-15-2006, 07:29 AM

So, Gad ordered the royal cook, Mariano, to prepare a plate of the best "meat-a-balls" he could find. Now was the moment of truth, the plate was placed in front of them and both the Meerkat and Disney armies stopped fighting and gazed over at Gad and Lady to see what would happen next...

Rory K STAFF · #92 10-16-2006, 03:27 PM

Gad, his head full of romantic movies, picked up his fork and twirled up the longest piece of pasta he could find....unfortunately, Mariano had a drink problem and swapped all of the 3 foot spagetti for a bottle of Hennessy VSOP and only had pasta shells in the kitchen when Gad ordered the meal to be made...

jay290783 · #93 10-17-2006, 05:42 AM

Luckily, Gad had the local Chinese Take-Away on speed dial and, after ordering Sweet & Sour Chicken, Prawn Toast, Egg Fried Rice and a bottle of new Coke Zero, Gad sang his favourite song, "she'll be coming round the mountain", to Lady who joined in. 15 minutes later, and after about 10 repeats of "she'll be coming round the mountain", the food finally arrived with a pair of Fortune Cookies as a little extra freebie.

Rory K STAFF · #94 10-17-2006, 03:49 PM

Gad cracked open his cookie after the pair devoured the feed.

"the end is nigh" was written on the paper - bugger thought Gad, the world was doomed and he still wasnt getting any action....
so he asked Lady what her cookie said - she started crying and dropped the paper, hanging her head to hide her tears

"you are not getting any younger and if you dont watch it you will be left on the shelf" the cookie proclaimed......

jay290783 · #95 10-18-2006, 07:17 AM

Just then, Gad remembered the Enchanted Wok from the two Bobs' Restaurant.
He just happened to have it with him in his bag that he had "borrowed" from Merlin allowing him to store anything and everything in it.
So he pulled out the Wok, started to heat it with a gas stove (that he just so happened to have inside Merlin's bag), and then he put Lady's head above the Wok so her tears would fall into it.
Once again, steam rose from the Wok, created by her tears, and thus Wayne (the genie) reappeared.

"What are your 3 wishes, Master Gad?", asked Wayne.
"I can grant anything apart from the following three things:
1. I cannot force someone to love you.
2. I cannot kill anyone.
3. I cannot bring anyone back from the dead."

Gad replied...

Taksy · #96 11-05-2006, 01:56 PM

I think i want... <he thought long and hard about this request and finally answered meekly> ... "Ah, world peace? Oh! And make the hunger soldiers soo hungry that they eat their own gummi ships and make them loose their mouths afterwards! That'll get 'em."

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