One Sentence Story - Page 5

jay290783 · #**101** 12-10-2006, 07:01 AM

This immediately annoyed Bo peep who had just turned up to help bring peace, so she immediately ordered Buzz and Woody, with the help of Slinky and Mr. Potato Head, to go kick the C*** out of Mickey and take control of his fleet of Gummi ships.
Bo Peep didn't count on the Royal Magician Donald and the Royal Head of the Guard Goofy, though...

**Melinda S STAFF** · #**102** 12-11-2006, 11:11 AM

..whom were preoccupied with following some silly key.

Rory K STAFF · #**103** 12-11-2006, 04:00 PM

But what was the key?

It was the key to the future of the missing meerkats.

and althought Donald and Goofy didnt know it they were about to change the course of history...for the...

jay290783 · #**104** 12-12-2006, 06:48 AM

better or worse? Nobody knew as the Key of Scion (as it was called) had never been used before. According to the Hieroglyphics on the key, the key had to be submerged in the four elements, so Donald prepared to use his most powerful elemental magic (Fire, Water, Wind, and Lightning) in order to activate the key. First he cast Firaga on the key and it began to glow red. Then he cast Waterga and the key began to glow blue. After casting Aeroga, the key began to glow green. Finally he readied the last elemental spell, Thundaga...

Rory K STAFF · #**105** 12-12-2006, 06:52 AM

And as he started to say the spell for this, he turned the page in the Handy Book of Envoking Magic and Assorted Stuff and some bugger had spilled coffee on it and he was stuck halfway through the spell.

The Key began to pulsate and those watching began to back away from the scene worriedly....

What was Donald to do?

**Chris S STAFF** · #**106** 12-12-2006, 08:15 AM

At that very second, Goofy sneezed and farted at the same time, which completed the spell but with horrific results.

jay290783 · #**107** 12-13-2006, 06:45 AM

Suddenly a Dimensional Portal opened and Melted Marshmallow started to leak through the Dimensional Rift.
Just when everyone started to breathe a sigh of relief, the Melted Marshmallow started to come together and began to grow into...
...Marshmallow Man from the Ghostbusters.

Who you gonna call?

Jerry M STAFF · #**108** 01-06-2007, 10:49 PM

(Seems the one-sentence story kinda turned into the coupla-sentences story, dinnit?)

You're gonna call O.J. Simpson, 'cause when a marshmallow man (or ex-wife and her boyfriend) needs to be hacked to death, he is the man!

**Melinda S STAFF** · #**109** 01-06-2007, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerry M STAFF

(Seems the one-sentence story kinda turned into the coupla-sentences story, dinnit?)

That's kinda what I've been hinting at for quite awhile. But no one listens...you typical males.

So the group called O.J. Simpson, but regretfully they found out he was going to be awhile because he kept his limo driver waiting for more than an hour.

Jerry M STAFF · #**110** 01-06-2007, 11:19 PM

Knowing how it would turn out if O.J. kept them waiting, they turned to the next person most likely to destroy a vast bloated marshmallow, Donald Trump.

jay290783 · #**111** 01-07-2007, 06:00 AM

Unfortunately Donald Trump was currently sitting on the toilet due to the last person he fired putting something in his last meal, so they turned to the next person on their list...
Ronald McDonald!?!?!

tanpopo · #**112** 01-07-2007, 07:14 AM

ronald mcdonald was worried that his arsenal of fry grease and scalding hot coffee wouldn't be enough, so he decided to call his friend, the burger king king hand puppet thingy, knowing that they had a fresh supply of DDR happy meal toys.

**Melinda S STAFF** · #**113** 01-07-2007, 10:23 AM

The Burger King was busy however and called up Jack to see if Jack could tie up everyone with his curly fries..and Jack agreed.

**Lyndon M STAFF** · #**114** 01-07-2007, 10:30 AM

This only held them for a short time, however, as they were able to eat through their bonds.

Rory K STAFF · #**115** 01-07-2007, 01:14 PM

However, as any one who as eaten from the above establishments can testify too, its after eating their produce that you be come a prisioner - in this case to the toilet as the curly fries were about 4 weeks out of date....

(Long, over wordy maybe, but still a single sentence!!)

Jerry M STAFF · #**116** 01-07-2007, 01:42 PM

Yet, being prisoner of their own digestive dysfunction was far greater than what might have been, had they fallen under the sway of the great creepiness of the Burger King.

jay290783 · #**117** 01-08-2007, 03:43 AM

One small meerkat named poochy had been asleep all this time and found himself the only sane, non-toilet needing being, so he decided to make himself a stirfry with none other than the magically enchanted wok containing the Genie, Wayne.

tanpopo · #**118** 01-08-2007, 06:52 AM

the tears that spillt over the wok from poochy chopping onions for his stir fry once more awakened the genie......

**Melinda S STAFF** · #**119** 01-08-2007, 10:42 AM

Wayne appeared with a puff of green light and stared expectantly at the meerkat while snapping, "what do you want ME to do?"

**Lyndon M STAFF** · #**120** 01-08-2007, 12:57 PM

He thought about that for a moment and said "I wish my fellow meerkats were cured of their affliction brought on By Jack".

Rory K STAFF · #**121** 01-08-2007, 01:57 PM

Unfortunately for all poochy was trying to wipe up the onion tears and Wayne took affliction to be infection and cured all of the meerkats of the scurvy that they didnt even know they had yet.

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